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Old 09-20-2002, 10:48 AM   #1
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my bananas won't ripen.

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my plums are peachy.
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either they're plums or peaches
my strawberries are mouldy
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:13 AM   #4
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My oranges are juicy.
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:19 AM   #5
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obviously none of you understand the urgency of my situation.
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:28 AM   #6
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My grapes are humiliated.
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:34 AM   #7
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I bananas when they're still a little on the green side
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:50 AM   #8
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My melons are mouthwatering.
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:56 AM   #9
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you're all just mocking me aren't you? no one cares about my poor, little bananas...
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Old 09-20-2002, 11:58 AM   #10
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I know somebody who likes banasa when they're black
they put them in the freezer or something
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Old 09-20-2002, 01:30 PM   #11
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shove them up asscracktraps ass.. maybe they'll ripen that way

Your bananas are defective.
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Old 09-20-2002, 01:55 PM   #12
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My melons are mouthwatering.
uh...huh huh huh....


Flower...you might have to trade those bananas in. Are they under warranty?
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Old 09-20-2002, 03:53 PM   #13
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Thinking to deeply again

How would a color blind person tell if they were ripe or not?
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Old 09-20-2002, 04:06 PM   #14
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well the banana also still feels very hard.


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put them in a paper bag with a tomato

i like them greenish, though
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Old 09-20-2002, 04:19 PM   #16
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speaking of food issues, i just opened our fridge and noticed a rather unpleasant scent. i opened the fridge drawer thingy and found french onion dip and dill dip from march and tuna salad from august 15. i actually started to dry heave in the kitchen. it was so embarrassing.

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Old 09-20-2002, 06:47 PM   #17
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I don't care about bananas, where's my cucumber ??

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How would a color blind person tell if they were ripe or not?
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I'm sorry, Screamer. My bananas wouldn't ripen last week. Then one day i looked and they were turning brown. I won't buy bananas from that store again.

I like to dip bananas in chocolate pudding.
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Old 09-20-2002, 07:08 PM   #20
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I hate having bad fruit.....

I once bit into a plum and it had buggies in it

But I've never had a bad cantalope yum yum yum
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