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Old 09-17-2002, 12:57 PM   #1
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Big Grin It's official #1370 translations

These all have IOishness.

Actual English Subtitles Used in Hong Kong Films:

1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
2. Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.
3. Gun wounds again?
4. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.
5. A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.
6. Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!
7. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.
8. Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?
9. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.
10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.
11. I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
12. You daring lousy guy.
13. Beat him out of recognizable shape!
14. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!
15. Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.
16. How can you use my intestines as a gift?
17. This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I
am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave
them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.
18. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short
rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist
for a thorough extermination.
19. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a
team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of
our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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Chaucer boggles me more everytime I read the book

I noot nevere what; and als of a tragedie
Right now ye herde, and, pardee, no remedie
It is for to biwaille ne compleyne
That that is doon, and als it is a peyne,
As ye han seyd, to heere of hevynesse.




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Re: It's official #1370 translations

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1. I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.
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18. Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough extermination.
19. Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a
team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of
our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.
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10. You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken.



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hahahaha
bahahahah!!!!!

right on!

I read a similar thing for translations for LOTR!!
you should here those!
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19. Greetings, large black person.
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im gonna use that one from now on
you daring lousy guy
see how it goes for me on friday night.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Lara Mullen
I noot nevere what; and als of a tragedie
Right now ye herde, and, pardee, no remedie
It is for to biwaille ne compleyne
That that is doon, and als it is a peyne,
As ye han seyd, to heere of hevynesse.
don't make me quote the prologue
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Re: It's official #1370 translations

This really reminded me of a Jackie Chan type movie, so I translated it into a small script. Enjoy .


Scene 1: Jackie and Chris are talking in their hotel room. Chris has just arrived.

Jackie Chan: Greetings, large black person. Let us not forget to form a
team up together and go into the country to inflict the pain of
our karate feets on some ass of the giant lizard person.

Chris Tucker: I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way. Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.

Jackie Chan: You always use violence. I should've ordered glutinous rice chicken. Take my advice, or I'll spank you without pants.

Scene 2: Jackie and Chris venture into the city after a crime boss, but are instead confronted by his men.

Bad Guy 1: Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.

Jackie Chan: This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I
am sure you will not mind that I remove your manhoods and leave
them out on the dessert flour for your aunts to eat.

Bad Guy 2: Beat him out of recognizable shape!

Chris Tucker: Damn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken!

(They fight. Jackie and Chris win.)

Chris Tucker: Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?

Scene 3: Jackie and Chris, having kicked the $*#@ out of the bad guys, approach the lair of the crime boss.

Jackie Chan: I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!

Crime Boss: Gun wounds again? You daring lousy guy. Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.

Chris Tucker: A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries. How can you use my intestines as a gift?

(Crime boss runs, Jackie and Chris chase. After a while they catch him. Police arrive.)

Chris Tucker: Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep. I got knife scars more than the number of your leg's hair!

Jackie Chan: Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short
rabbits and can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist
for a thorough extermination.
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