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I'm wondering if you guys can see something interesting about the following aside from the fascinating and thought provoking points that can be divulged from its source..I will be back later:

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Star? Not I! Movie ? it too has a star in or a cameo who wore mask ? cast are livewires.

Soda-pop straws are sold, as part-encased a hot tin, I saw it in mad dog I met. Is dog rosy? Tie-dye booths in rocks.

All ewes lessen ill. I see sheep in Syria? He, not I, deep in Syria, has done. No one radio drew old one.

Many moths ? I fondle his; no lemons are sold. Loot delis, yob, moths in a deli bundle his tin. Pins to net a ball I won ? pins burst input. I loot to get a looter a spot paler. Arm a damsel ? doom a dam. Not a base camera was in a frost, first on knees on top spot. Now a camera was a widened dam.

Ask: Cold, do we dye? No, hot ? push tap, set on to hosepipe. Nuts in a pod liven.

A chasm regrets a motto of a fine veto of wars. Too bad ? I all won. A sadist sent cadets ? a war reign a hero derides. A bad loser, a seer, tossed a cradle ? he begat to cosset ? a minaret for Carole, Beryl, Nora. We?re not as poor to self.

I risk cold as main is tidal. As not one to delay burden, I don?t set it on ?hot?. A foot made free pie race losses runnier. As draw won pull, eye won nose. Vile hero saw order it was in ? even a moron saw it ? no, witnessed it: Llama drops ? ark riots. Evil P.M. in a sorer opus enacts all laws but worst arose. Grab a nosey llama ? nil lesser good, same nicer omen.

In pins? No, it is open. If a top spins, dip in soot.

Madam, as I desire, dictates: Pull aside, damsels, I set a rag not for a state bastion. A test I won e.g. a contest I won.

Kidnap, in part, an idle hero. Megastars, red, rosy, tied no tie. Blast! A hero! We do risk a yeti?s opposition!

He too has a wee bagel still up to here held.

Demigods pack no mask, cap nor a bonnet, for at last a case is open ? I left a tip ? it wets. A dog wets too. Radios to help pay my tip, pull a tip.

Ale, zoo beer, frets yon animal. Can it? New sex arose but, we sots, not to panic ? it?s ale ? did I barrel? Did I lose diadem, rare carrot in a jar of mine? Droop as tops sag ? unseen knots.

A cat ate straw as buck risk cud; evil foe, nil a red nag ate? Bah! Plan it ? silage. Model foot in arboreta.

I, dark Satanist, set fire ? voodoo ? to slat. I design a metal as parrot, I deem it now. One vast sum is no ten in set ? amen! Indeed, nine drag a yam, nine drag a tie. Dame nabs flower; can we help man? Woman is worse nob.

Mud level rose, so refill a rut. A nag of iron I made to trot I defied ? I risk leg and its ulnae. Can a pen I felt to bid dollar or recite open a crate, open a cradle, his garret?

Sample hot Edam in a pan. I?m a rotten digger ? often garden I plan, I agreed; All agreed? Aye, bore ensign; I?d a veto ? I did lose us site. Wool to hem us? No, cotton. Site pen in acacias or petals a last angel bee frets in.

I met a gorilla (simian); a mate got top snug Noel fire-lit role. Manet, Pagnol, both girdle his reed bogs.

Flan I reviled, a vet nods to order it, Bob, and assign it. Totem users go help mates pull as eye meets eye. Son ? mine ? pots a free pie, yes? No. Left a tip? Order a dish to get. A ring is worn ? it is gold. Log no Latin in a monsignor, wet or wise. Many a menu to note carrot.

Cat in a boot loots; As I live, do not tell! A bare pussy, as flat on fire, I know loots guns, fires a baton, nets a hero my ale drop made too lax.

If it is to rain, a man is a sign; I wore macs, no melons rot. I use moths if rats relive, sir, or retire.

Vendor pays: I admire vendee, his pots net roe. Nine dames order an opal fan; I?ll ask cold log fire vendor to log igloo frost. Under Flat Six exist no devils.

Marxist nods to Lenin. To Lenin I say: ?Mama is a deb, besides a bad dosser.?

Gen it up to get ?ova? for ?egg?. I recall a tarot code: yell at a dessert side-dish sale. Yes/nos a task cartel put correlate: E.S.P. rocks a man. I am a man, am no cad, I?m aware where it?s at!

Fire! Its an ogre-god to help, man, as I go. Do not swap; draw, pull a troll!

It?s not a cat I milk ? calf, for a fee, sews a button - knit or tie damsel over us. Mined gold lode I fill until red nudes I met in a moor-top bar can. I sit, I fill a diary ? trap nine men in ten-part net ? oh, sir, I ask, cod nose? No, damp eel.

So, to get a name! I say, Al! I am Al! Last, I felt, to breed, deer begat.

To can I tie tissue ? damp ? or deliver Omani artist ? a man of Islam.

In a den mad dogs lived on minis a signor who lived afore targets in at. As eremites pull, I, we, surf, fantasise, mend a bad eye. No hero met satyr; Tony, as I stressed, won?t, so cosset satyr.

A vet on isles made us sign it, a name. Foe man one sub.

Aside no dell I fret a wallaby; metal ferrets yodel, like so. On a wall I ate rye. Bored? No, was I rapt! One more calf? O.K., calf, one more, bossy! No! Lock cabin, rob yam, sip martini. Megastar was in a risk.

Cat? No, I?m a dog; I?m a sad loyal pet. A design I wore ? kilts (a clan); if net drawn, I put it up. Royal spots snag ? royal prevents rift.

Composer, good diet, are both super, God ? label it a love of art, lustre. Video bored, no wise tale e.g. a mini tale ? no sagas seen. Knack: cede no foes a canal.

Pay ? as I sign I lie; clear sin it is; e.g. ?Amadeus? sign I ? lira for ecu, decimal ? sin as liar.

Trad artistes pull a doom, a drawer won?t.

Is it sold loot? No, I suffered loss. A man is god; Amen! I came nice Tahiti (sic).

It?s ale for a ban if for a fast ? is role to help mash turnip? Use zoo? No - grasp order ? use no zoos. Warts on time did sag.

No grade ?X? ?A? Level? Oh, ?A?! I?d a ?B? or a ?C?. So ? pot? No, we lop. Date? Take no date! Bah! Play L.P.

Miss (a lass, all right?) flew to space in NASA era. Rose no (zero) cadets ate raw. As a wise tart I fined rags red Lenin, we help pay bet ? a risk ? cash to Brian. I put a clam in a pool ? a pool wets.

Mahdi puts a stop to harem ? miss it in one vote, lost in one, veto of none. Post-op, no tonsil; I ate; no tastier, eh? We sleep at noon time so I dare not at one; no time stops as I time tides. A bed: under it, roll; in a mania, panic!

In a pond I did as Eros as Lee felt tenrec. ?Ink? ? list it under ?I?. Termites put pen in a way. Democrats wonder, I too. To slay moths a dog did.

I saw elf; elf, far now, is a devilish taboo, rag-naked. I hid a bootleg disc. I, saboteur, toss it in. Oops! No legs! Laminated, a cask, conker in it, negates all if it is simple.

Hot pages are in a mag, nor will I peer, familiar tat, so lewd, native rot. Toner, ewe wore no trace; vagabond ewes do. Oh, Ada! Have pity! A pitiable eel ? ?Oh wet am I!? - to save, note: bite gill as I do.

Call a matador minor, eh? As I live, don?t! Is torero no rigid animal debaser if tipsy? Ale drew esteem in a matador. A bolero, monks I rate play or go dig rocks; a can I step on.

Go! Gas ? it evades a bedsit ? set a roost on fire. Boss sent a faded eclair to green imp or dog, I?d don a belt to boot it; if Ada hid a boot, panic.

I mock comic in a mask, comedian is a wit if for eventide. Vole no emu loved is not a ferret, so pet or witness a weasel if not. I hired less, am not so bossy, as yet amateur.

To stir evil, Edna can impugn a hotel: bad loos, hot on Elba: I may melt. Tart solicits it rawer, gets it rare. Push crate open; I ram buses, use no trams.

Did I say, not to idiot nor a bare ferret, to trap rat, strap loops rat? Stewpot was on. Hot? I was red! Lessen it! Fine man on pot? No, pen inside by a bad law. So I made rips ? nine delays.

Some Roman items in a.m. ordered ?Is room for a ban?? ?It is,? I voted: I sat pews in aisle. Beryl, no tiro to my burden, made off for a contest, I won kiss. I may raid fine dales. I raid lochs if I to help am.

Forecast for Clare v. Essex: If no rain, a man is ref. Fusspots net foxes.

Senor is a gnome, latinos? bad eyesore. Help misses run to border, Casanova, now, or drab hotel.

Ma has a heron; I sleep, pet?s on nose, sir! Rev. I rag loved art live ? fine poser. Ultra-plan: I feign, I lie: cedar to disperse ? last one? No, last six. Enamel bonnet for a dark car to toss a snail at. In it all, Eve lost; Seth?s a hero slain on a trap ? Rise, Sir Ogre Tamer.

Upon Siamese box I draw design. I, knight able to help, missed an alp seen in Tangier of fine metal pots. Tin I mined rages ? order nine, melt ten. Tone radios; tones are not to concur. Ten-tone radar I bomb ? best fire-lit so hostel side meets eerie mini red domicile. A gulf to get is not a rare tale; no time to nod.

Row on, evil yobs, tug, pull. If dogs drowse, fill a rut. An era?s drawers draw. Put in mid-field in a band I dig a tub deep. Staff on a remit did refill a minaret.

Sam?s a name held in a flat, or, sir, bedsit. I wonder, is it illicit ore? No ties? A bit under? Retarded? Is ?owt amiss? I?m on pot; not so Cecil, a posh guy a hero met. A red date was not to last so Cecil sat.

Tip? An iota to pay, a dot; sad, I drop item. I?d ask, call, Odin, a Norseman?s god: ?Pay payee we owe radio dosh o.n.o.? I to me? No, I to media.

Peril in golf ? is ball a ?fore?? K.O.!

Vexed I am re my raw desires. Alto has eye on nose but tone-muser pianist is level-eyed. I lost a tie. Blast! In uni no grades are musts. Avast! Never port! Sea may be rut.

Part on rose? - It?s a petal. Define metal:

Tin is ? (I gulp!) can!

I am a fine posse man, I pull a ton. Ron, a man I put on, I made suffer of evil emu?s sadism. Leo?s never a baron - a bad loss but evil ? topple him, Leo?s lad. Assign a pen, can I? A pal is note decoding.

Is damp mule tail-less? No, ill; I breed for its tone. Radio speed, to grower, grew. Open a lot? No, stamp it; if for a free peso ? not ecu -deign it. Times ago stone rates, e.g. at Scilly, display a wont.

No wish to get a design I, Sir Des, I?ve let? No bus sees Xmas fir. O.K. ? cab ? tart it up; tie lots ? diamond, log or tinsel; first end errata edit. So ?le vin (A.C.)?, Martini, Pils lager, one tonic.

I pegged a ball up to here when I got a top star role, Beryl. Gun is too big ? won?t I menace? Yes? No?

Ill? A cold? Abet icecap?s nip. U.S.A. meets E.E.C. inside tacit sale ? see! Beg a cotton tie, ma! No trial, so dodo traps exist. Arabs under-admire card label good hood stole.

In rage erupted Etna. Will a rotunda, bare villa, to tyro. Lack car? Non-U! Get a mini! My, my, Ella, more drums per gong; get a frog ? nil less. Rod, never ever sneer. Got to?

I disperse last pair of devils (ah!) here today or else order cash to breed emus. Said I: ?Are both superlative?? C.I.D. assign it lemon peel still. I wore halo of one bottle from a ref (football) ? a tip; so hit last ego slap a mate got.

Late p.m. I saw gnu here (non-a.m.) or an idea got a dog to nod ? I made felt to boot.

Fill in a lad? Nay, not all, Edna ? lash to buoy. Did you biff one Venus? Not I! ?Broth, girl!? ladies ordered ? ?No, with gin!? ? a fine plate, maybe suet; no carton I made rots in it.

Med: a hill, Etna, clears in it. Ali, Emir, to slap in/slam in. All in all I made bad losers sign it ? alibi. Set a lap for a level bat.

A bed, sir, eh? To put cat now? Drat! Such an idyll of a dog?s lair! That`s it, open it ? a cage! Big nit sent rat! Some day (A.D.) send ewe. No, draw a pot now, do! Of wary rat in a six ton tub.

Edna, ask satyr: ?Tel. a.m.?? No, tel. p.m.; Israeli tuner is damp. Use item: ?Anna Regina?. No! Dye main room (?salle?) red!

Nice caps for a sea cadet in U.S.A. ? Now I, space cadet, am it, sea vessel rep. Pin it on Maria, help Maria fondle her fine hotpot. No! Meet; set up to net, avoid a lesion. Set acid arena: Bruno one, Reg nil. Like it to sign in? Even I am nine-toed! I vote votes.

Oh, can a nose-rut annoy? No, best is Dorset. I know, as liar, to snoop, malign. ?I?ll order it to get a bedroom door,? began a miser I fed.

Am I to peer, fan? Is a door by metal? Ere sun-up, drowse, nod, lose magnet. Food? Buns? I?ll ask. Corn? I?ll ask. Corn ? I snack. Cats snack (cold rat). Sum for a bag: nil. First, is remit ?traps in net?? Yes, on a par. Coots yell over a dam I made. Bared nudist went a foot, I made roots. I tip a canon: ?Row, sir, at same tide; man one: row tug.?

Sewer of denim axes a wide tail ? a terror recipe to hero made manic. I, to resign? I ? Never!

?OFT I FELT ITS SENSUOUSNESS? ? title fit for evening is erotic; I named a more hot epic ? error retaliated ? I was examined for ewe?s gut, wore no named item.

A star is worn on a cap, it is too red. Am I too fat? Newts I?d under a bed. Am I mad? Are volleys too crap? A nosey tennis part-timer sits rifling a bar of mustard.

Lock cans, stack cans in rocks, all in rocks, all I snub. Do often games, old ones, word-pun use; relate, my brood, as in a free pot I made fires, I manage brood. Moor debate got tired rolling, I lampoon, so trail saw on kites.

Rod sits, ebony on nature, so Nana chose to veto video. Ten in main evening is O.T.T. i.e. killing; Ere noon, urban eradicates noise, lad, I ovate not. Put esteem on top (to hen, if reheld).

No fair ample hair ? am not I nipper-less? Eva estimated ace caps I won as united. A Caesar of space, Cinderella?s moor, Niamey Don (a Niger-an name), ties up mad sire, nut! I, Lear, simpleton male, try tasks ?A? and ?E? but not ?XI?. Sanitary raw food won top award one Wednesday ? a demo.

Start nesting, I beg a cat. I? Nepotist? Ah, trials, God! A folly, Dinah, custard won?t act up; other is debatable. Velar: of palate; sibilating is ?s?.

Resold: a bed, a mill, an ill animal ? snip, also trim. Eilat in Israel can tell I had ?em. Tin I stored (am I not raconteuse?) by a metal pen. If a night, I wondered, rose, I?d all right orbit on sun, even off.

I buoy, did you? Both Sal and Ella, Tony and Alan (?Ill if too bottle-fed, am I??) do not. God! A toga! Ed in a Roman one, rehung! Was I, M.P. et al., to get a map? Also get salt? I, hospital lab to offer, am, or felt to be, no fool ? a hero.

Will it sleep? No, melting is sad ice. Vital re-push to be raid, I assume. Deer, both sacred roes, Leroy (a doter, eh?) has lived for. I, apt sales rep?s idiot to greens, revere vendors selling or fat egg-nog reps.

Murder O?Malley, my mini mate ? gun on rack. Calory total: liver, a bad nut or all I wanted (?et puree garnie?): lots. ?Do, oh do, ogle bald racer,? I?m dared ? N.U.S. bar at six.

Esparto, dodo?s lair to name it, not to cage bees, elasticated, is nice. Esteem, as up in space, cite bad local lions, eye can emit now. G.I. boots in ugly rebel or rat?s potato gin (eh?) were hot. Pull a bad egg ? epic, I note, no regal slip in it. Ram can ? (I?ve lost idea!)

Tarred nets, rifles, nitro, gold ? no maid stole it. Put it, rat, back or if Sam (?X?) sees sub on televised rising, I sedate Goths. I won?t ? no way.

Alps, idyllic stage set, are not so gas-emitting, I educe. To nose, peer, far off, I tip mats onto lane. Power grew or got deep so I dare not stir. Of deer, billions sell. I ate lump ? mad sign, I do cede ? tonsil a pain, acne pang is sad also. Elm I help pot, live ? tub?s sold; a ban or a bar, even so, elms, I?d assume, live for. Effused am I not, up in a manor, not all up in a mess.

Open if a main A.C. plug is in it.

Late men I fed late ? pasties or not. ?Rapture? by a maestro prevents a vast sum erased.

Argon in units, albeit at solid eye level, sits in a ? (I presume not) ? tube, son. No eyes: a hot laser ? is Ed wary?

Mermaid, ex- evoker of all A.B.s, I flog. Nil I repaid. Emotion! Emotion, oh so do I dare, woe!

Wee yap-yap dog?s name?s Ron. An idol lacks a dime tip, or did, as today a potato in a pitta slice costs a lot ? tons. A wet adder ate more hay. Ugh! So, pal, ice cost on top? No, miss, I?m a two-sided rat, erred nut, I base it on erotic ill; It is I, red now; it is debris, rot.

Alf, an idle he-man as ?master animal lifer? did time, ran off at speed, but a G.I. did nab an idle if dim nit. Upwards rewards are natural life?s words, God. Fill up guts, boy, live now or do not emit one later. A rat on site got flu.

Gaelic, I?m odd Erin, I?m Eire, esteemed islet. So hostile rifts ebb. Mob, I.R.A., dare not net R.U.C. ? no cotton. Erase not, so I dare not nettle men in red rose garden ? I?m in it.

Stop late men if foreign at nine. Esplanades, simple hotel, bath, gin ? king is Edward IX; obese; Ma is no pure mater. Go! Rise, sir; part anon.

I also rehash tests ? ?O? Level Latin, Italian. S.A.S., so, to track radar. Often nobleman exists alone ? not sales reps ? I do. Trade ceiling, i.e. final part, lures open if evil trade.

Volga River rises on no steppe. Elsinore has a hamlet ? Oh, Bard, row on Avon!

A sacred robot nurses simple hero?s eye; dabs on it a lemon. Gas, iron, Essex often stops, suffers in a mania. Ron fixes several crofts, acer of maple. Hot, I fish; cold, I arise laden; if diary amiss, I know it set no car off. Foe-damned ruby motor, it only rebels.

Ian I swept aside to visit, in a bar of moorside red, Romanis met in a more mossy ale den. Inspired am I, Oswald. A bay bed is nine p on top. No name, niftiness- elder saw it. Oh no! Saw top wet star?s pool ? part star, part otter. Refer a baron to idiot, Tony, as I did.

Smart ones use submarine.

Poet, arch-super-artiste, grew artistic. I lost rattle; my amiable, not oh so old, able to hang up, mina, can deliver it, so true. ?Ta, matey!? ? says so Boston (Mass.) elder I hit.

On file S.A.E. was sent ? I wrote poster re fat on side, volume one ? loved it, never off it, I was in. Aide mocks a manic; I mock comic, I nap: too bad I had a fit, I too. Bottle ban odd, I go drop mine, ergo trial ceded a fatness, sober if not so, or a test is debased.

A vet is agog ? no pet?s in a cask ? corgi dog, royal pet, a risk no more.

Lob a rod at a man I meet. Sewer delays pit fires ? a bedlam in a dig ? iron ore rots it. No devil is a hero ? Nimrod.

At a mall a cod is all I get. I bet on Eva, so Tim ate whole eel bait, I pay tip, Eva had a hood sewed. No B.A. gave car to Nero, we were not to rev it and we lost a trail; I?m a free pill, I wrong a man. I erase gap; to help miss it, I fill a set. A gent in ire knocks a cadet.

Animals? gel on spoon ? it is so true to basics ? I?d gel; too bad I hide kangaroo baths ? I lived as I won raffle, flew as I did go, dash, to my, also too tired now, star comedy: A wan, inept, upset I?m retired, nut; its ilk, nicer. Nettle feels a sore; sad, I did no panic in a pain, am an ill or tired, nude, based item; it is a spot.

Semitone, not a tone, radios emit; no, on tape; elsewhere it?s a tone.

Tail is not on; pots open on foot, even on it, so let oven (on, it is) simmer ? a hotpot?s a stupid ham stew.

Loop a loop, animal ? cat up in air.

Both sacks I rate by apple hewn in elder?s garden if it rates, I was aware ? tasted a core.

Zones or areas, Annie, cap, so twelfth girl, lass, alas, simply (alpha beta) done, Kate. Tadpole won top Oscar, Obadiah, ?O? Level axed.

Argon gas did emit no straw, so ozone sure drops argon, oozes up in Ruth?s ample hotel or sits afar off in a bar ? of elastic, is it?

I hate cinema; cinema dogs in a mass. Older effusion to old ? lost, is it now? Reward: a mood.

All upsets it.

Radar trails an Islamic educer of a riling issue, damages it in Israel. Ceiling is, I say, a plan, a case of one deck. Can knees sag as one Latin image elates, I wonder?

Oboe diverts ultra foe, volatile bald ogre ? push to berate; I?d do, ogre. So, p.m., Oct. first, never play organ?s stops ? lay or put it up in ward ten.

Final cast like rowing ? I sedate play, old as am I, God! Am I! On tacks I ran; I saw rats. A Gemini tramp is May born.

I back colony?s sober omen of lack of lace. Rome, not Paris, a wonder.

Obey retail law ? a noose killed oyster. Reflate my ball, a water-filled one. Disabuse no name of emanating issue.

Damsels, I note, vary tastes so cost now desserts. I say no! Try taste more honeyed. A bad nemesis at naff ruse will upset. I, mere Satanist, e.g. rater of a devil ? (Oh wrong is a sin!) ? I?m no devil?s god, damned.

Animals, if on a mat, sit. Rain, a more vile drop, made us site it in a cottage. Breed deer ? bottle fits a llama.

I lay, as I emanate, go to sleep, mad ones on docks ? air is hot. Entrap, net, nine men in party raid - all if it is in a crab-pot room, an itemised, under-lit, nullified old log den ? I?m sure voles made it rot in knot.

Tubas we see far off lack limit. A cat on still or tall upward paws to no dog is an ample hot-dog, ergo nastier if tastier, eh? We, raw amid a conman, a mama in a mask, corpse et al., err.

Octuple tracks at a son?s eyelash side distressed a tall eye doctor, a tall ace, rigger of a vote: got put in egress; odd, abased, is ebbed, as I am, Amy, asinine lot! Nine lots! Don?t six rams live? Don?t six exist?

Alfred, nuts or fool gigolo, trod never if gold locks all in a flap on a red rose; made nine or ten stops.

I heed never, I?m Daisy, a prod never, I terrorise viler starfish. To me suitors, no lemons, came rowing. Is a sin a mania? Rot!

Sit! I fix a looted amp or delay more, hasten not. A baser if snug stool, wonkier, if not - Alf says - super, a ballet to no devil, is a stool too. Ban it, actor, race to no tune.

May names I wrote wrong (Is no man in it, a long old log?) sit in row, sign irate Goths; I dare drop it. At felon?s eye I peer, fast open ? I?m nosey, esteem eyes. All upset, ample hogs resume totting. Is sad nabob tired? Roots don?t evade liver in Alf?s gob.

Deers I held right; oblong, apt enamel or tile rifle on gun spot to get a man ? aim is all. I rogate, minister. Feeble gnats, alas late, prosaic, a canine pet is not to consume hot.

Loo, wet, issues old idiot; evading, I sneer, obey a deer, gall a deer, gain alpine dragnet for egg I?d net to ram in a pan I made to help master. Rags I held, arcane poet, arcane poetic error, all odd; I bottle fine panacean lust. I?d nag elks I ride if editor toted a minor. I fog a natural life.

Roses, or level dumb ones ? rows in a mown, ample, hewn acre. Wolfsbane made it a garden in May, a garden indeed.

Nine mates, nine tons I must save now on time ? editor raps a late man. G.I.s edit also, too. Do over if tests in a task radiate. Rob ran; I, too, fled.

?Omega? ? list in alphabet.

A gander, a line of live ducks, irk cubs. A wart, set at a cast on knee, snug as spots.

A poor denim for a janitor, racer, armed aide, solid idler ? rabid; I?d elastic in a pot, tons to sew.

Tubes or axes went in a clam, in an oyster. Free booze ? lap it all up. Pity, my apple hot, so I?d a root stew. God, a stew! Tip it at feline! Posies, a cat?s altar often, no baron packs. A monk caps dog ? I meddle here ? hot? Pull its leg! A bee was a hoot, eh?

No, it is opposite. Yaks I rode wore hats, albeit on deity?s orders. Rats age more held in a trap, nip and I know it ? set no cage now.

It?s eta; no, it?s a beta ? Tsar of Tonga rates isles. Mad Ed is all upset at cider, is Ed? Is a madam too? Snip? I?d snip, spot a fine position, snip nine more cinemas.

Do ogres sell in a mall? Yes, on a barge so rats row tubs.

Wall last canes up or Eros, an imp, lives to irk, rasp or dam all tides sent. I won?t ? I was no Roman ? even I saw tired row ? a sore. He lives on. ?No!? we yell.

Up, now! Wards are in nurses? sole care. I, peer, fed, am too fat? Oh, not I, test no dined ruby ale; dote not on salad it?s in ? I am sad.

Locks I rifle so troops atone re war. Only rebel or a crofter animates so cottage beheld arcades, so trees are sold, abased. I redo, rehang, I err ? a wasted act; nests I?d ? as an owl ? laid. A boot?s raw foot, even if a foot to master, germs (ah!) can evil do.

Pan is tune-pipe ? so hot notes, paths up to honeydew.

Odd locks, a maddened (I was aware) macaw on top, spot no seen knots, rifts or fan, I saw. Are maces a baton, madam? Oodles, madam? Rare laptops are too late ? got too lit up.

Nits rub ? snip now, I?ll abate, not snip, nits I held.

Nubile Danish tomboys I led to old loser as no melons I held; no fish to my name. Nod lower, do I dare? No, one nods a hairy snipe. (Edit: one hairy snipe, eh?) See silliness, else we?ll ask cornish to obey deity?s or god?s item. I, God, damn it! I was in it! To Hades, acne trap, sad loser! As warts pop, a dosser I ? we ? vile rat, sack! Same row, oh woe! Macaroni, rats, as a hoot, tie. I vomit on rats.
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acro did you drop acid before you posted that?

my brain fizzled out about 15 weird lines into that.

explain please...

:help:
 
drugs are bad

Screaming Flower said:
omc sicy. :laugh: :silent:

i take it he's still asking for some interesting food, etc...

my brother:

"I have to pick up the boys. We need to get lunch. I have to do the paperwork"

"I need to change and take a shower"

"Where are you parked?"

"Dont eat the tree" :scratch:

"como talle vu"

"wtf there are holes in the ceiling"

:coocoo:
 
a thankfully I didn't write it at all..;)

b cause it would have taken a long time that even I can't spare to assemble

c because its a palindrome..
 
ya know...I didn't read the whole thing...because it made my head hurt...and i decided I wasn't reading all that...

but my first thought was that all the sentances were palindromes, but then I thought...nah, they're not palindromes, they don't read like palindromes...but I didn't think of the whole thing being a palindrome...so I guess I was right, or at least partially right :cute:

if I had bothered to read the whole thing, I probably would have figured it out :lol:
 
and another thing...I've always wondered this...

there should be a law that says to be an actual "PALINDROME" it has to make sense...anyone can write jibberish that reads the same backwards and forwards

:huh: :tsk:
 
....I think this form of jibberish is much more advanced..it has an elegant focus to it...

.. I just can?t get over the fact that you guys thought I could write it..what does it say about me? :huh: am I that strange...:(
 
ACROB@T said:
....I think this form of jibberish is much more advanced..it has an elegant focus to it...

.. I just can?t get over the fact that you guys thought I could write it..what does it say about me? :huh: am I that strange...:(

I never thought you wrote it...I knew something that long you'd have to have had to copy and paste it :lol:

Remember the thread a couple weeks ago that I was testing to see how much type I could put into it (the thread that crashed everyone's computers)?

They thought I sat there and typed all that too! :lol: :coocoo:
 
I seen some funny words and it reminded me of the Nuns priests tale by Chaucer but its not as bad as Chaucer cus I have to study him and his canterbury tales :scream:

Tell me if you understand this and you study it for me :D They call this language English


A povre wydwe, somdeel stape in age,
Was whilom dwellyng in a narwe cotage,
Biside a grove, stondynge in a dale.
This wydwe, of which I telle yow my tale,
Syn thilke day that she was last a wyf
In pacience ladde a ful symple lyf,
For litel was hir catel and hir rente.
By housbondrie of swich as God hire sente
She foond hirself and eek hir doghtren two.
Thre large sowes hadde she, and namo,
Three keen, and eek a sheep that highte Malle.
Ful sooty was hire bour and eek hir halle,
In which she eet ful many a sklendre meel.
Of poynaunt sauce hir neded never a deel.
No deyntee morsel passed thurgh hir throte;
Hir diete was accordant to hir cote.
Repleccioun ne made hire nevere sik;
Attempree diete was al hir phisik,
And exercise, and hertes suffisaunce.
The goute lette hire nothyng for to daunce,
N' apoplexie shente nat hir heed.
No wyn ne drank she, neither whit ne reed;
Hir bord was served moost with whit and blak --
Milk and broun breed, in which she foond no lak,
Seynd bacoun, and somtyme an ey or tweye,
For she was, as it were, a maner deye.
A yeerd she hadde, enclosed al aboute
With stikkes, and a drye dych withoute,
In which she hadde a cok, hight Chauntecleer.
He loved hire so that wel was hym therwith.
But swich a joye was it to here hem synge!"


My favourite lines are from the prologue:

"Hoo!" quod the Knyght, "good sire, namoore of this!

Swich thyng is gladsom, as it thynketh me




Gladsom and namooooore :laugh:


Yeh so uhm I have 60 pages of this crap to read through and understand for next may along with 5 other books :up:
 
Screaming Flower said:
yes but in a good way. :kiss:

..I must confess I do type well, and am grammarifically focused behind my straight jacket..thankyou Miss Flower :)

Originally posted by Abel
Remember the thread a couple weeks ago that I was testing to see how much type I could put into it (the thread that crashed everyone's computers)?

My stout little PC and I never had the opportunity to take on your thread Abel ;)..I feel like we missed so much :D

..good luck with your decoding Lara :ohmy: sometimes I'm happy I didn't take up English further into College..other times I think it would have been so beneficial :huh:
 
Uh i think he was Scottish his writing reminds me of a Scottish bloke:

She foond hirself - she found herself

This wydwe, of which I telle yow my tale-this widow of which i tell you my tale

I understand uh some of it


Be glad you never did English for A-level- be glad! :up: :up:
 
Whats the longest word in the dictionary?


Smiles because there is a mile between the first and last letter


har de har har :|
 
look at me. i'm using my major for something. kind of.

did you know that facetious is one of two words in the english language that contains all five vowels in order? i don't remember what the other one is.

how about that for being grammarifically focused?
 
..some facts I dug up to tantalise you both, and to make you even more grammarifically focused

1. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."

2. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."

3. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

4. The dot over the letter 'i' is called a tittle.

5. The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

6. The only other word with the same amount of letters is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, its plural.

7. Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size: "L.A."

8. Donald Duck's middle name is Fauntleroy

9. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

10. The Ramses brand condom is named after the great pharaoh Ramses II who fathered over 160 children.

11. There is a seven-letter word in the English language that contains ten words without rearranging any of its letters. This word is "therein," and the words within it are: the, there, he, in, rein, her, here, ere, therein, herein.

12. The combination "ough" can be pronounced in nine different ways the following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed."

13. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

14. The longest place-name still in use is
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwenuakitnatahu, a New Zealand hill
 
i'm such a word nerd.

i :heart:ed that post acro. it truly appeals to my need to gather as many useless facts as my little brain can handle. i shall share these tidbits at random with my friends and family. :drool:

and i do, indeed, feel more grammarifically focused.
 
Re: i'm such a word nerd.

Screaming Flower said:
i :heart:ed that post acro. it truly appeals to my need to gather as many useless facts as my little brain can handle. i shall share these tidbits at random with my friends and family. :drool:

and i do, indeed, feel more grammarifically focused

..thats the brilliance of random useless facts..can be used any time, and anywhere.....you can slip one of these tidbits into any conversation.~.and your good to go...in turn you enlighten the unenlightened..and it pays itself forward

The male gypsy moth can "smell" the virgin female gypsy moth from 1.8 miles away

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain
 
a word a day keeps the uh.....makes you smarter

abnegate to renounce or relinquish
abstruse difficult to understand
adamant unwilling to change one's opinion; stubborn
ameliorate to make a situation or condition better
anathema something that is greatly hated
anodyne anything that relieves pain or soothes feelings
apotheosis the ideal example
asperity harshness of tone or manner; severity
avuncular like an uncle; friendly and caring



bagatelle a thing of no importance
baleful evil or harmful
banal (ba.NAL) overused and boring
bellicose eager to fight; aggressively hostile
b?te noire (bet.nwar) something that is greatly disliked
blandishments words or actions intended to persuade or flatter



calumny a false and malicious statement; slander
canard a false and deceptive piece of information
captious tending to criticize or find fault
cavil to raise trivial objections
chimera a hope or dream that will never be realized
colloquy a conversation or meeting
concatenation a linking together, as in a chain
concupiscence sexual desire; lust
contretemps an unlucky or embarrassing occurrence or situation
contumacious willfully stubborn and rebellious
coruscate to flash brightly; sparkle



demotic (of a language) in a form used by ordinary people
denouement the final outcome or result
detritus waste material; debris
diffident shy and lacking self-confidence
disquisition a long and detailed explanation
dissemble to hide one's true feelings or motives
doctrinaire holding to doctrines or theories without regard for practical matters
dolorous seeming sad or causing sorrow; mournful
doppelganger a ghostly double of a living person
dystopia an imaginary place where people lead brutish lives



ebullient lively and happy
effable able to be uttered or expressed
effulgent shining forth brightly; radiant
egregious extremely bad; outrageous
?minence grise someone who has secret power or influence
encomium an expression of high praise
enervate to drain of energy; weaken
entropy a state of disorder or disorganization in a system
epiphany sudden insight into the reality of something
eschew to avoid; shun
evanescent lasting for only a brief time
exacerbate to make worse or more severe
excoriate to denounce or criticize severely
extirpate to remove or destroy completely



factitious false or artificial
farrago a confused mixture
febrile feverish; hectic
feckless weak or ineffective; worthless or irresponsible
fecund fertile
frangible easily broken
frisson a shiver of excitement or fear
fulgent dazzlingly bright
fulsome excessive; insincere
fungible (of goods) exchangeable or replaceable



gainsay to declare to be untrue; contradict
garrulous too talkative
Gotterdammerung total downfall or destruction
gravitas seriousness and importance of manner
gustatory pertaining to taste or tasting



halcyon peaceful; happy
hector to harass by bullying or scolding
hegemony dominant influence or rule, as of one nation over others
hegira a journey, esp. an escape to a more desirable place
heuristic encouraging learning through investigation and discovery
hortatory urging to some course of action
hubris (YOO.bris) arrogant pride



imbroglio a very difficult and confusing situation
immured closed away, as in prison
impecunious having very little money
imprimatur official permission or approval
inchoate not yet completely developed or formed
inculcate to fix ideas or beliefs in someone's mind
inimical having a bad effect; harmful
insouciant free of care or concern; indifferent; nonchalant
intransigent refusing to compromise or be persuaded
inure to toughen or harden, as by exposure
invidious causing resentment or envy



jaundiced showing or influenced by distaste or hostility
jeremiad a prolonged complaint
jihad a holy war or vigorous crusade
jingoism belligerent patriotism
jocose joking; playful



ken knowledge or understanding
kinetic relating to or produced by motion
kismet fate; destiny
kudos praise; acclaim



laconic using few words; concise
lacuna a gap or missing part
lagniappe (lan.YAP) a small gift or gratuity
leitmotif a theme that runs through a piece
lineaments distinguishing features or details
longueurs a boring period of time
Luddite one who opposes new technologies
lugubrious sorrowful; mournful



macerate to soften by steeping in a liquid
maudlin overly or embarrassingly sentimental
meretricious seeming attractive but of little value; based on pretense
metier one's occupation or specialty
miasma a heavy, vaporous fog; an unpleasant, foreboding influence or atmosphere
minatory threatening; menacing
misanthrope a person who dislikes other people
mnemonic relating to the memory
monitory serving as a warning



nadir the lowest or worst point
nefarious evil; wicked
nocent harmful
noetic relating to the mind
nugatory worthless or futile
numinous spiritual or supernatural; mysterious



obdurate stubbornly resistant to persuasion or influence
obeisance obedience and respect
obfuscate to make unclear; confuse
obloquy censure or blame; discredit or disgrace
obsequious overly eager to please
oeuvre (OOV.ruh) the complete works of a writer or artist
otiose idle; useless



panacea a cure for all ills or problems
paradigm an example that serves as a model or pattern
parsimonious stingy; frugal
paucity short supply; scarcity
pejorative expressing a critical or negative judgment
peripatetic walking or traveling about
persiflage light, bantering talk
perspicacious quick in noticing or understanding things accurately
phlegmatic having a calm or unemotional temperament
propinquity nearness in time or place
puissance power; might
pusillanimous cowardly and weak
pyrrhic (of a victory) achieved at too great a cost



quiddity the essential nature of something; a trifling point or quibble
quid pro quo something given or taken in return for something else
quintessence the purest essence or concentration of something
quisling a traitor to one's country
quixotic visionary and impractical
quotidian daily



raconteur a person who tells amusing or interesting stories
raison d'?tre (ray.zon DET.ruh) reason for existence
rapacious extremely greedy or grasping
ratiocination logical reasoning
recalcitrant unwilling to obey orders or be controlled
refractory stubbornly disobedient
refulgent shining brightly
remonstrate to plead in protest or complaint
riposte a quick, sharp reply
risible laughable; ridiculous



sagacious showing wisdom and good judgment
salacious arousing or appealing to sexual desire; lustful
salubrious promoting good health
sardonic mockingly scornful
sedulous persistent in character or application; persevering
senescent growing old; aging
sententious given to excessive moralizing; self-righteous
sobriquet a nickname
solipsism the belief that only the self can be proven to exist; self-absorption
sui generis of its own kind; unique
supercilious haughtily superior; snobbish



tabula rasa a blank slate
tautology useless repetition of an idea in different words
temerity reckless boldness
tenebrous gloomy; obscure
termagant a bad-tempered, nagging woman
torpid inactive and dull; sluggish
trepidation a state of anxiety or fear; apprehension
truculent aggressively hostile; belligerent
turpitude vile or depraved character



?bermensch (German) superman
ululate to howl or wail, esp. employing the tongue
umbrage offense; resentment
unconscionable without a conscience; unethical; immoral
unctuous marked by a false earnestness and smooth manner
uxorious excessively fond of or submissive to one's wife



vagary a whimsical or unpredictable action or notion
vapid lacking spirit or interest; empty and dull
venal corrupt; dishonest
venerate to regard with respect or reverence
vertiginous spinning or whirling; liable to cause dizziness
vitriolic bitterly cruel; scathing
vituperative harshly critical
vouchsafe to grant or allow as a favor
 
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