It's Official #1105 (A Wager...)

[Bonochick]

I'll go an entire day without posting if Basstrap will record himself singing "The Thong Song" in its entirety and post it here.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Basstrap]

You!!!.....you!!!!

ok...where can I find the thong song??? I don't think I know it...

 

[JessicaAnn]

It's by Sisqo ...

Erm ... here are the lyrics ...

Ooh that dress so scandalous
And you know another nigga can't handle it
So you shakin that thang like who's the ish
With a look in yer eyes so devilish
Uh, you like to dance on the hip hop spots
And you cruise to grooves to connect the dots
Not just urban she like the pop
'Cause she was
Livin' La Vida Loca

1 - She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think i'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Let me see that thong

I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Baby make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Baby I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
That thong thong thong thong thong
I like it when the beat goes
Duh dun duh
Baby make your booty go
Duh dun duh
Baby I know you wanna show
Duh dun duh
That thong thong thong thong thong


http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/audio/midi/thong.mid

 

[Basstrap]

ahhh!! the dumps like a truck song!!

It will be up tomorrow!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

BWAAAHAAAHAAAAAA!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zonelistener]

One time.......

Basstrap will be my hero

 

[Sicy]

This is going to be friggin hilarious.

 

[HelloAngel]

duh dun duh duh

1 - She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
Baby move your butt, butt, butt
I think i'll sing it again
She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck
Thighs like what, what, what
All night long
Let me see that thong

I steadfastedly contend that those are some of the best damn lyrics I've ever heard/read/seen.

 

[Bonochick]

Where is it, Bassy??? I know you've been in IO this morning...

Where's the song????

 

[Basstrap]

Patience sweet one...patience

 

[Basstrap]

BC!! I need to know your e-amil address now!!!!

I can't pst it here cos it TOO BIG!!!!!!!!!! even though its just over 200k
why oh why did they have to go ahead and change the size requirements?

 

[Bonochick]

Chill, Bassyboy, I just PM'ed it to ya!

 

[Basstrap]

Maybe you could find some way to post it up here ?

 

[Bonochick]

OH MY CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*falls off my chair laughing*

 

[Basstrap]

Hey listen! you don't have to go away for a day!!
in fact! don't!
you may miss the 1000th b-day of mr.random

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I miss everything

This smaller file size requirement sucks!

 

[Bonochick]

Hey, Basstrap, Let Me See That Thong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Bonochick]

Hey listen! you don't have to go away for a day!!
in fact! don't!
you may miss the 1000th b-day of mr.random

You are a sweetheart!

Just for that, I will not even try to make the 1000th post.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

It works!

Wooo Hooo!




BC, if you have to not post, do it this weekend. Then I won't have to miss-out on your humor. We are heading "Up North" again this weekend...no IO for me.

 

[Basstrap]

Ok, this is what I said to bonochick...I alwasy have to qualify my mistakes....

1.People live above me, I don't want them to hear me...that is why my voice goes wierd on the high notes.
2.there wasn't any singing on your file so I had to guess from memory.
3.size would not permit me to sing more than one verse.

 

[Bonochick]

Oh gosh, Bassy, it's perfect! Don't worry about that stuff!!!!!

I'm laughing my ass off still!!!!!

 

[meegannie]

holy fox of love

Bass, you actually made that song good!!

Can I be a groupie?

 

[Bonochick]

Screw bein' a groupie, I wanna marry dat boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*remembers John*

I mean, uh, umm...nevermind...

 

[meegannie]

....isn't that the point?

Screw bein' a groupie

I think groupies are pretty used to that....

(NOTE: I was NOT thinking that when I asked to be Basstrap's groupie!!!!)

 

[Bonochick]

*is scandalized*

Besides, you're already a groupie, remember?????

How soon you forget...

 

[Sicy]

go bass get busy go bass

LMFAO!!!

I thought you were gonna sing it nigga style though..

 

[meegannie]

my presence as a groupie was requested once, but i declined

I am proud to be the mother of Bass's child.

The royalties from this song will buy me lots of candy.

 

[jkayet]

!?!?! oms....

Ok, I don't post often here, but meegannie told me about your song, basstrap...
That's pretty amazing...great rendition. You made it a listenable song! (never again will i admit liking any rendition of that song... )

 

[u2er]