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Old 06-26-2002, 06:02 AM   #1
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I heard noises in the other room when I was trying to sleep a couple nights ago, and I thought to myself, if there was a burglar, where would I hide? The closet is too obvious...so is under the bed (not that I have any room under there). I mean, where would YOU hide? Don't know? Didn't think so!

See, what I was thinkin' is that we should all have hiding places. I had this plan where I cut a hole in the floor. There will be some space in there that I can hide myself in. The piece of floor that was cut will be attached with a hinge on one end, and I'll be able to pull it closed once I'm inside. But then I thought, how do I conceal the hole in the floor so the burglar won't find it? So what I'm thinking is that we place a rug over it, but the rug has to be attached somehow otherwise how could I rearrange the rug once I was inside? So I figure I could stitch the bottom layer of the rug to the door, and I would leave edges of the rug (hehe..."edges"...) hanging over to cover up the lines that show there's a door in the floor, and it would lay nice and neat. Since I'd only stitch the bottom layer, you wouldn't see the stitches through the top of the rug, and the burglar would be none the wiser! I would soundproof it too, in case I sneezed or something.

I have to learn how to do it all though. If I would hire somebody to do it, he'd know I'd be hiding in there if somebody broke in. So he could break into my house to rob me, and he'd know where the hole is, so he'd like push a cedar chest over it or something so I'd be stuck...and it would be soundproof, so nobody would hear my screams. So I have to do this by myself.

But now you all know my plan, so you can break into my house and just check every rug.

Hmmm...
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or you can use this instead of hiding.
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That is one of the BEST posts I have ever read.
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That is really an awesome plan ... everyone should have a trap door in their room!
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If I had a trap door in my room, I would fall into the laundry room of my apartment building. Or the lobby. I can't do math. Is that math? Whatever it is, I can't do it.
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*plans trip to BC's house.

I'm coming to get your Barbies.....mwuahahahahaha
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*hauls out blueprints*

If I installed a trap door, I would fall into my living room.
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Re: *hauls out blueprints*

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If I installed a trap door, I would fall into my living room.
Then you could escape through the front door. Or fall on top of the burgalars...burgelars.....burgalers....whatever, I'm not looking it up.

Whatever happened to Hamburgerler?
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Burglar?

Burgoo? (ewww.....)

Okay, I AM looking it up.
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*plans trip to BC's house.

I'm coming to get your Barbies.....mwuahahahahaha
Just don't take my Barbie that looks like Sicy...she's so pretty...
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Just don't take my Barbie that looks like Sicy...she's so pretty...
OOOOooOOOOOO let me see!
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That was too funny
You sound like me when I'm trying to figure out what to say in my posts..
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Quote:
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OOOOooOOOOOO let me see!
It's the long, pretty brown hair...she reminds me of you!

So...here's my Sicy doll!!!

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LOL!! That's so cute!


Sis, would you ever wear silver pants like that?!
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The resemblance is uncanny.
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I would not hide
just come and get me
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wants to dare Sicy

to make the Barbie do the salsa!!! And since she's already in shimmery clothes, make that salsa under the disco-ball...daasicyfish you can lead if you wish...
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Thanks! Ready to go for a ride?!?
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lmao @ the sicy doll!

erm those pants have to go though..
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