Basically, Sal's ball has covered itself in green mud and is practising tongue-blowing and profanity for upcoming Mud Music Festivals (like Glastonbury type!), etc...
From ur photo u look like a Band reject from Glastonbury '99 who drowns his sorrows in dolly-sex and great strong booze and has glued his tea-pot-cover hat to his head while washing his hair from the ears down and shaving only only only if the bristles are seen in peripheral vision, all while strumming a 1980 guitar with a string missing on the local street corner and the very first 2 quid u get u run off to Burger King!