it's NOT official.

[UberBeaver]

What's wrong with my arse?

I'm working on it! Dammit.

 

[Angela Harlem]

What's wrong with it? it doesn't exist, for starters, if there is a deity up there somewhere. there's broken logic in there somewhere.

And work faster. I don't like faulty, dammit. haha. Nice pun, ube.

 

[pepokiss]

save us, Jevus....

 

[UberBeaver]

What's wrong with it? it doesn't exist, for starters, if there is a deity up there somewhere. there's broken logic in there somewhere.

And work faster. I don't like faulty, dammit. haha. Nice pun, ube.

My ass doesn't exist? Or if there were a diety in it - it would then cease to exist? I fail to see the correllation between ass existance and diety placement. I would think if the diety were UMFA both would clearly exist. This shit is getting deep.*

What pun? A pun is the lowest form of humor. Did I use a pun? Shit.





*That's not really a pun, right? RITE?

 

[Angela Harlem]

"dammit" when talking about a god being up your arse, for the pun.

and as for the broken logic, if you take the debate 'does god exist?' then he/she/is would have to to be up your arse. right? however, if he/she/it didn't exist, then he/she/it either wouldn't be up there or your arse wouldn't exist.. you can't have it both ways!

 

[UberBeaver]

Shit, that's a good point. I'll have to think on that one. I'll be back.


ETA - wait though. You're arguing that if God doesn't exist, than nothing exists, right? So you're admitting that God has to exist. I was telling the atheists to use #2 as a way of telling me to shove this poll up my ass - thereby bypassing the actual question of existence which they feel proves existence....and which I don't see as being connected, but whatever. If they want to have a voice they're going to have to tell me to shove this poll UMMFA. That's their call.

 

[BonosSaint]

Angela Harlem's correct. If God does not exist, and Ube's ass is diety, then his ass does not exist. (All other parts remain intact) If his ass exists and is a diety, then it is a false diety. However, it retains its tax-free status.

 

[Galeongirl]

this thread has become wayyy too confusing....

but we need picture proof that your ass exists beav!

 

[BonosSaint]

Of course, we are spelling deity wrong. So while ube's ass may be a false deity, it is also possible he is dieting it out of existence.
But that would be another thread.

Heavy theology here.


Angela Harlem spelled it correctly, however.

 

[Angela Harlem]

I love it when BS makes sense of things

[pun inserted free of charge]

And Ube, I won't encourage the shoving of anything UYMFA, for the record, be it deity, diety, false god, or other.

 

[Doozer61]

i don't think i like the fact that the two of you are getting along

 

[UberBeaver]

That's exactly why we get along.

 

[major_panic]

I'm not a religious man, but if you're out there, save me, Superman!

 

[redhotswami]

but we need picture proof that your ass exists beav!

i'll take care of that in a few weeks

 

[UberBeaver]

Photos are not proof. They can easily be doctored. Plus, there is no reason to see a photo of my ass. That's just weird.

 

[BAW]

Photos are not proof. They can easily be doctored. Plus, there is no reason to see a photo of my ass. That's just weird.

weird is good, right?

 

[UberBeaver]

Have you seen my ass?

 

[BAW]

like I said, weird is good, right??

 

[Angela Harlem]

i don't think i like the fact that the two of you are getting along

Did you mean Ube and god, or me and Ube (who might be god, depending on his arse status?)

 

[redhotswami]

Photos are not proof. They can easily be doctored. Plus, there is no reason to see a photo of my ass. That's just weird.

but i thought god was uymfa?

 

[UberBeaver]

I love that the CoNJ option is ahead. People are ready for change!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[UberBeaver]

Anger leads to the darkside, Dooz. Don't give in!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[zonelistener]

Where the hell is 74?

 

[Canadiens1131]

 

[Zoots]

New heaven of course! God these days is part of the MTV generation... or should I say reality tv generation.

 

[RedRocksU2]

*stepsawayfromBeav*

 

[Galeongirl]

 

[Angela Harlem]

fatpenguinblog makes baby jesus cry.


...therefore Ube's arse is crying.