It's frighteningly official: I took a shower with Jessica Simpson

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martha

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And she had some weird tattoos and the body of an underdeveloped preteen girl.


Of course, this was in a dream I had in Oregon. We were going somewhere in a car. Since Bill Clinton was driving, I thought it best that young Jessica should sit on my lap in the backseat. JT Edge was in the seat next to Bill, and I think modern Bono was in the seat next to me. I think. The car was small, and I just didn't think it would be a good idea for her to sit up front next to Bill. He was all happy and laughing, like you see him a lot.

We got to where ever we were going, and we needed to shower in a hurry for some reason. Jessica and I showered together. Trust me, it was about as exciting as showering with a child can get. She had about four bad tattoos, and a child's poofy tummy. Her pubic hair had been shaved because she thought it was sexy, and it was growing back all dark and stubbly.

I don't know why I was selected for this dream, but I think I'll remove my name from whatever list I was on. :huh:
 
damn...the title made me wish to be the soap suds in the tub....

this is very anti-climactic......:huh:

I feel kind of funny...like :mad:
 
this thread reminds me of the dream i had involving bono and a killer shower.
 
OK Martha - that's it for you!!! No more ham/p-nut butter/mint jelly/pork rind sandwiches for you at 2am. The results are just TOO disturbing! :ohmy:
 
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