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Old 05-06-2007, 11:19 PM   #1
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It's Fish Offal - Occasional Coarse Language

You know who can fuck off? People demanding compulsory payments on things. Lke the NRMA and the government's compulsory 3rd party insurance (greenslip). They can fuck right off. I rang to ask nicely if they'd reduce it, and suprisingly they did. Only by $41, but it's now costing $694 per year to keep my car on the road instead of $737.
You know who else can fuck off? The government again with stamp duty on house purchases! We're talking about $15,000 here! They can fuck off sideways!! What part of buying a house do they have? What constitutes a $15,000 tax???? I could swallow a few hundred dollars because they are WHORES and like to milk every cent out of you, but thousands upon thousands????? They don't DO anything in the purchase of a house!!!! THEY CAN FUCK OFF!!

And you know who else can fuck off? AGL!! Charge me $60 for my gas bill, will ya? $27 of that is a Connection Fee!! Explain CONNECTION FEE to me! It was connected ONCE 2 years ago! What are they doing each quarter to justify charging money? I am already paying for the GAS. Shouldn't THAT include admin and other costs??? I don't pay the car salesman's fucking wage for th day when I buy a bloody car! The costs are included in the price of the goods! It's hidden and I am happy with that! but not gas! NO SIREEE!! They flaunt their whorey selves all over my bill with their smug connection fees! JUST CHARGE ME MORE FOR THE GAS AND SAVE MY ULCER BY NOT TELLING ME!!!

None of you deserve it!



Carry on. I'm done.
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Old 05-06-2007, 11:26 PM   #2
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TELSTRA!!!! Cos I wanted to combine my mobile and new home phones in one bill, they charged me a DISCONNECTION fee for my mobile and then a RECONNECTION fee to add it to the new bill!!!!! Now they can fuck off!!!
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the foul language tax bill is in the mail


directly payable to me would be great, thanks
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WHORES! They are whores. Cheap, dirty hookers.
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the foul language tax bill is in the mail


directly payable to me would be great, thanks
Ha! I am considering just not paying it. I'll turn into one of those crochety old people who write letters to everyone.

Dear People at Whores R Us,

I don't want to pay your charge/tax/bill, so kindly fuck off and stop sending me things. I don't want to talk to you and this is harrassment.

Yours sincerely,
Cat Lady In The making
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I believe ":spinster in waiting: trumps cat lady in waiting.

payable as above
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You're like the government and companies like AGL and telstra! Charging for things you just have NO right to! Go away! Go, now! You are making me a very sad cat lady.




I'm leaving this thread. I have to go stand out at the letterbox and wave my rolled up newspaper at passers-by.

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you have no letterbox - I've instructed the neighbour kids to take it out while they're underage drinking and driving
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ha ha ha ha, I can just picture you waving your paper at the letterbox in your dressing gown. All the neighbourhood kids will ride their bikes past so you can tell them off about their stupid hair and tight black pants.
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You know who can fuck off? my new president
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I like this thread. I like this thread a lot. You know who can Fuck Off? People that don't like this thread, all of you.

Also, that tax you send to snowbunny, I require a 50%* tax on that, payable to me. This will be a monthly recurring charge. If you don't like said tax, and wish to discuss it, bring it up with me. I will say "Too bad," therefore, save yourself some time and continuing paying me.









*Goes up monthly, in increments of 5% until reaching 100% at which time you will need to proactively pay all taxes owed when paying less than 100%, plus interest, rate currently set at 72%.
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Big Grin pfffft

Angela Harlem should be fined for using too many words in an IO post!

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Old 05-07-2007, 04:54 PM   #14
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I'm going to get a sudden case of explosive amnesia and pretend you Negative Nancys* didn't enter my horizon.





*That is you, Jeffrey. Everyone else can meet me by my letterbox for some fist waving.

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No, sorry, wrong, Jeff.

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