It's a fissure No. 7

[Angela Harlem]

Jack lives here.

 

[beegee]

can you meet me back here in about fourteen hours?


when we made jack plans, i forgot that you lived on a different planet.

 

[Angela Harlem]

actually 14 hours is doable. that would be....*adds*....2.20pm. never too early for the turps....

god bg, we went to the classiest dive bar tonight. you would have loved/hated it. there was this sign out the front, which said the usual:
-no thongs or stubbies after 4pm
-no colours ***
-no intoxicated persons
etc

and i was looking at it thinking, colours? wtf? no 'coloured' people? no like, red t-shirts? huh? and then it hit me, i was in bikie territory!

i have scored a present for you which will have no problems getting through customs

 

[Bonochick]

My boss told me a story last night from when she used to tend bar. She got a crank call...somebody asking for a Jack Meoff. She said she yelled it out like 3 times before somebody pointed it out to her.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Is No. 7 and Jack Lives Here trademarks over in your planet as well? Or does this thread mean nothing to anyone else but me.

 

[Angela Harlem]

at your boss bc I'd love to work in a bar. I dont think a bar owner would want me to tend one though.

 

[beegee]

it means much to me!!


i'm such a fan that i actually understand why this thread is called no. 7.


p.s. no stubbies.

i don't know what stubbies are in australia but it made me think of penises.

 

[Angela Harlem]

penises are usually contained within a pair of stubbies. being the hopelessly useless nation we are, we ran out of words early on to describe even the most common of things.
a stubby is a little foam type beer bottle cooling device held in the hand, and also a short tight pair of shorts. always dark blue in colour and worn by workmen.

you are going to love your present bg. i am sure

 

[Salome]

I love my stubbie

 

[Angela Harlem]

i had to edit that twice because of you.

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[Salome]

 

[Laura M]

Jack Daniels, you lied to me again.

 

[Screaming Flower]

what's bikie territory?

 

[Angela Harlem]

an area populated by groups of rival motorbike gangs/clubs.

no colours.

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[beegee]

halfway through my day i realized how rude of me it was not to say


PRESENT!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I would've replied to this thread sooner but Jack and I had a prior engagement.

 

[zoney!]

Jack is #7 - who does he play for in the AFL?

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[zoney!]

 

[Basstrap]

oookay...who the hell is jack?

 

[zoney!]

That would be Mr. Daniels to you.

 

[Angela Harlem]

oookay...who the hell is jack?

Have some respect, man!

 

[beegee]

jack says hello.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Rough like whiskey straight, no chaser.

 

[zoney!]

Jack can lick my crack!

 

[Angela Harlem]

that belongs in confessionals.

 

[zoney!]

it rhymes!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Jack sprat