Angela Harlem
Jesus Online
I gots me self a new job kat, you dont want to hear the convo I had with 'self' over this btw. But basically I am now going to tell everyone what they should do with their lives, their hair, their everything. Its my new job ya see.
I have decided you should work with animals. I have the whole thing planned out for you. BLS will open her own clinic and you will be her offsider, in a non official capacity unless you want 6 years of vet school (I can be flexible with my dictating about your life if you insist, btw).
Reasons:
1. You have newt experience.
2. Animals are better than people and you already know this fact.
3. Your nature makes you a kind and caring soul - much for sick lil animals.
4. BLS will make an excellent vet and will have the best clinic ever, therefore you will have an awesome boss that loves you back.
5. Newts.
6. Waldo can talk to the animals too, will keep him off your back.
7. In your typical suburban clinic you are unlikely to meet any elephants. I think that is a good thing.
8. You will contribute to regular work for the clinic through your own menagerie and also word of mouth as you have Interference for free advertising.
9. You can rescue any ones that may not need 'permanent solutions', thus giving you even more pets and a sense of doing good.
10. Newts.
So, there you have it. Please rpt back when you have undertaken this.
Thanks.
I will be happy to tell anyone else what they should do as well.
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I have decided you should work with animals. I have the whole thing planned out for you. BLS will open her own clinic and you will be her offsider, in a non official capacity unless you want 6 years of vet school (I can be flexible with my dictating about your life if you insist, btw).
Reasons:
1. You have newt experience.
2. Animals are better than people and you already know this fact.
3. Your nature makes you a kind and caring soul - much for sick lil animals.
4. BLS will make an excellent vet and will have the best clinic ever, therefore you will have an awesome boss that loves you back.
5. Newts.
6. Waldo can talk to the animals too, will keep him off your back.
7. In your typical suburban clinic you are unlikely to meet any elephants. I think that is a good thing.
8. You will contribute to regular work for the clinic through your own menagerie and also word of mouth as you have Interference for free advertising.
9. You can rescue any ones that may not need 'permanent solutions', thus giving you even more pets and a sense of doing good.
10. Newts.
So, there you have it. Please rpt back when you have undertaken this.
Thanks.
I will be happy to tell anyone else what they should do as well.
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