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Old 03-03-2002, 12:16 AM   #1
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IT'S A FISSION CHIPS 'N A CAN OF FOSTERS

THE FOSTERS AD DURING THE OLYMPICS
I don't have a kangaroo for a pet
I don't wrestle with crocodiles
And I don't wear a cork hat
I fight wars
But never start wars
I would rather make peace
I can wear my country's flag with pride
I am a rock
I am the ocean
I am the island continent
My brothers are the Smiths, the Wilson's, the Santerellis, the De Costis, The Wong's and the Jagamarras
I play football without a helmet
I like beetroot on my hamburger
I ride in the front seat of the taxi
I believe it's a prawn not a shrimp
I believe the world is round and down under is on top
I believe Australia is the best address on Earth
And Australians brew the best beer.

THE REAL AUSSIE
I ate my pet Kangaroo
I am shit scared of crocodiles
And I wear a baseball cap
I love star wars
And the wookie is my favorite
I would rather get pissed
And watch someone else carry the country's flag with pride
I like to rock
To AC/DC
I am blind to my incompetence
My brothers are the Smith's the Wilson's, the Wogs, the Lebs, the Chinks and the Abs
I watch football with a tinnie
I take the beetroot off my hamburgers ...... and throw Macca's pickles on windows
I do runners from taxis
I believe the world is flat
And Australia is f#*~ing miles away from anywhere
I believe Australia has the best address on earth
And Australians brew the best beer on earth
And that's why we never touch Fosters .......... we export that shit.

I didnt write that btw...

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Old 03-03-2002, 12:26 AM   #2
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My friend Beccy who lives in Australia tells me that Fosters really isn't popular over there...

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Old 03-03-2002, 01:57 AM   #3
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Oddly, I saw a Fosters commercial today - and I wondered to myself "Do the Australians really like Fosters?"

After all, Fosters is Australian for Beer.
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I've heard the only people in Australia that drink Fosters are tourists

*Guppy*
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Old 03-03-2002, 03:33 AM   #5
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We don't drink Fosters
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*drops down notes*

Don't drink Fosters when you're in Australia.

Hm... That rhymes!!

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We don't drink Fosters
No more drinking for you

*takes away drinking rights*

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you're not allowed to take anything away from me!!!

i zink ve jall ave to take zavay zour muscle
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Old 03-04-2002, 12:56 AM   #10
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To AC/DC
hail yeah

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Old 03-04-2002, 01:23 AM   #11
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[quote]Originally posted by Salome:
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hail yeah
"And you...Shook me all night long"

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