ITS A FISH MANDA'S KARAOKE BAR!

[zooropamanda]

*dons afro wig and bell bottoms*

I AM a dancing machine!!!!

 

[ACROB@T]

*grabs Popkiddie to assist on guitar..throws the poor guy an assortment of distortion pedals*

*dons blond wig, tight grey shirt that has seen better days*****

*testing testing*

DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DA DING

DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DING DA DING DA DING

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*throws himself into the amps*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I got my head checked

...By a jumbo jet .....

.......It wasn't easy.......................

....But nothing...eh... is, no,,,,,,,

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*smiles at Pop Angel, Zoomie, bebe, and Sicy dancing on the pool tables..almost forgets the lyrics as Sicy gets her high heels caught in the pockets forcing Pop angel to hold her hair fast before she falls heavily on mikal and BC asleep by the table...*

When I feel heavy metal

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

*H-Angel scuttles towards the stage..nicks Damon wig and hides back in the crowd

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And I'm pins and I'm needles

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Well I lie and I'm easy..........
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you....

*grumbles at Salome and Betsy sitting in the corner watching the cricket highlights*

Pleased to meet you............ yeah yeah!!

.....I got my head done
When I was young ......
........It's not my problem
.....It's not my pro..ooo....blem .....

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

*observes Zoomie/angie/christina/baby g attempt an extravagent group stage dive from the second floor..

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*landing all over the poor Official crowd.....mandas afro does a runner.....

.....When I feel heavy metal .....

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

And I'm pins and I'm needles......

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

............Well I lie and I'm easy
All of the time but I'm never sure when I need you...............

........Pleased to meet you ..........

*hand microphone to dazed Zoomie/angie/baby g/christina combo..who scream out final lines

!!!!!!!!!!!!Yeah, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!Oh, yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Oooo....

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[This message has been edited by ACROB@T (edited 01-27-2002).]

 

[ACROB@T]

be thankful my slight tipsiness offered you something a bit more energetic than my original performance of Exit musix....

 

[zooropamanda]

hahaha!!
Bravo bravo!!!!

And you did us a Blur song! I was gonna do one for my next. Great minds bab, how did u know

One amendment...HelloAngel would not be sitting still during that number.

*applauds*
That was brilliant Acro, u put Damon to shame!

ZA<---off to find escapee afros

 

[Sicy]

Very good impression of me acro...

I dont do well in high heels.

 

[christiana]

*throws roses onto the stage*

 

[ACROB@T]

One amendment...HelloAngel would not be sitting still during that number

duly noted..

 

[Salome]

did I read something about cricket highlights

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Great, Paul!!! That was hilarious!!

 

[Charlie's Angel]

*slumps on the stage, looks out into the audience and frowns*

That truly is the real she.
She frowns a lot.

*The audience don't applaud, but stare and laugh. The audience see her for what she really is. Nobody special. She gets up and walks down the front of the stage, down past the tables, out the door and into the night*

 

[Salome]

was that a karaoke performance portraying Marlene Dietrich or something

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it