It?s Official: I?m A Sick Pervert

[TheBrazilianFly]

I live in a building and the place next to my building is a three-store house with a balcony on the back. The woman that leaves there (with her family) goes everyday to the balcony on her bikini to some sunbath. She?s a tall blond woman, with an amazing body, I think she?s on her 40?s and is just extremely HOT. My computer is next to my window and my window is next to her balcony, so? It?s impossible not to stare. It?s her fault really, I mean she knows there are many chances of she having many people looking at her. It?s stronger than me really. From time to time her equally hot daughter (an amazing brunette) does the same thing. Sometimes they are together. So not only am I a perv, I'm sick. Anybody else has hot neighbors?

 

[Salome]

the swedish triplets do nothng for me

 

[Angela Harlem]

Hmm. Coral next door is a single mum, good friend, good for drinks and hanging out with. I'd not get in her pants though.
On the other side is Hakish (I suck at spelling Indian names) and his family. Tops bloke, in his 40's with a huge beer gut. He has a gorgeous wife and adorable kids. I dont perv on any of them though.
There's a lesbian across the road. Another lovely lady. Lived here for 4 years and only seen her about 10 times in the whole time I've lived here. No opportunity for perving.
Next to her is an ex footy player. Biggest boofhead you'd ever meet. So dumb, but so funny and cool. No perving.

Thankfully I'm moving. I might find 3 Svedish triplets ja, called Inga, Inge, and Imga. And ze goats, ja.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Isn't this more of a ZC kind of thing?

(I do not perv on any of my neighbors)

 

[Bonochick]

The ladies next door are sweet on my dad.

 

[MySuicidalTurtle]

. . .I think you'd like my neighbors then. . .the Mom also does gardening all day in such outfits as she sun bathes in.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

Isn't this more of a ZC kind of thing?

Is it? Well I'm sorry, I won't post here again.

:wavesgoodbye:

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

I have an extremely HOT Portugese girl
living next to me.
I go out and pretend I'm expecting the
tires on car; all the while I'm checking her
out.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Is it? Well I'm sorry, I won't post here again.

:wavesgoodbye:

Anything goes (within reason lol) here.

Dont spit the dummy

 

[Tomer]

join them

 

[PMgep]

Thankfully I'm moving. I might find 3 Svedish triplets ja, called Inga, Inge, and Imga. And ze goats, ja.

Inge is a boy's name...

 

[JessicaAnn]

Is it? Well I'm sorry, I won't post here again.

:wavesgoodbye:

I don't know .... maybe it is ... maybe it isn't.

Don't go .... we're all can be a bit odd at times in these parts.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

It's all right. I was just trying to make you feel guilty.

 

[Bonochick]

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

 

[u2popmofo]

It's all right. I was just trying to make you feel guilty.

BrazilianFly, we are now friends.



PS - This thread makes me want new neighbors.....

 

[Angela Harlem]

Inge is a boy's name...

Variety is the spice of life....

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[zoney!]

Inge is a boy's name...

Who said all of the triplets needed to be girls?

Hell, the goat needs a companion too!

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

BrazilianFly, we are now friends.



PS - This thread makes me want new neighbors.....

 

[HeartlandGirl]

PS - This thread makes me want new neighbors.....

I know where you need to move to then.

 

[u2popmofo]

I know where you need to move to then.

Won't you be my neighbor?

(No, I'm not insinuating you're a gorilla, I just found this sweet picture of Mr. Rogers and had to share )

 

[HeartlandGirl]

It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood...a beautiful, scary-ass gorilla day!

Mr. Rogers

 

[HeartlandGirl]

Hi diddly ho, neighborino!

 

[cell]

i have no sexy neighbors

 

[u2popmofo]

ho, neighborino!

What are you insinuating about me?

Oh yeah, the truth.

 

[TheBrazilianFly]

Hi diddly ho, neighborino!