it officially better be something good...

[ABEL]

someone has sent me a mofo big email that has been 'receiving' for approximately the last 9 minutes or so. it better be something good like pictures of my niece

now my sucky dial up is twice as slow as it normally is while the email is downloading

 

[HeadsOnSticks]

dial up
pix of your niece

 

[ABEL]

it was an email from work

but next week for halloween i will get to see my niece in person for the first time

 

[ABEL]

but wait there's more!


it's still receiving something this is crazy, it's been like 20 minutes or longer now

 

[ABEL]

bah, another email from work

that's all folks.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

*shakes fist at work*

 

[zoney!]

maybe it is a slice of pizza.

 

[Bonochick]

Don't lie.

We know it was porn.

 

[ABEL]

Don't lie.

We know it was porn.

at least then it woulda been worth it

 

[Bonochick]

I knew you were the type to like porn.

Oh, hell, who doesn't like some good porn?

 

[cydewaze]

It's from me. It's a huge-ass virus

 

[ABEL]

It's from me. It's a huge-ass virus

i just may have to give you a spanking for that

 

[cydewaze]

Wooo! More!!

 

[ABEL]

Wooo! More!!

hmm...you like spankings huh

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yell at them tomorrow for sending you such huge e-mails, especially two in a row.

what did they send you that was so important and huge that it couldn't wait until tomorrow?

 

[Bonochick]

As long as it isn't huge ass porn.

I prefer asses in tight jeans.

Well, some asses.

Some I just don't prefer at all.

 

[Sicy]