Is it officially ok that I'm not wearing any pants?

[martha]

It's hot, and I don't want to put pants on.





How about if I promise to put some on if I go out into the front yard for any reason? Will that work for you?

 

[Mr. BAW]

Martha without pants...

 

[Bonochick]

I work at a clothing store...

BC: What's with all of these pants we keep getting in?

Boss: Which ones?

BC: All of them!

Boss: What about them?

BC: Pants are SO out of style.

Boss: Okay...

Some people just don't understand.

 

[Screaming Flower]

there's no point to wearing pants unless they're monkey pants.

i'm all for going pantless. with the blinds closed, of course.

 

[Bonochick]

I went everythingless with the blinds open.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

monkey pants

 

[Screaming Flower]

 

[martha]

I put them on to take the dog to the park, but they're off again now.

 

[JessicaAnn]

why does my employer make me wear pants ... i think this would be a much happier and productive work environment if we all decided not to wear pants

 

[Popmartijn]

 

[Salome]

the only reason I get paid is because I do wear pants

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[Salome]

 

[Screaming Flower]

salome i read "paid" as something else...

 

[Angela Harlem]

do you see sex EVERYWHERE scream2?

????????

 

[Screaming Flower]

i blame it on the gnomes in my underpants.

 

[Angela Harlem]

is that what they are.

hmm

 

[saragriffith]

speaking of pants..... i had a dream acouple of weeks ago that i was hanging out with u2, and i asked Edge for his pants...you know, the ones that are black and studded he wore them on the cover of Actung. i cant remember what he said, but it was awesome. bono never took off his sunglasses

 

[zoney!]

^ Salt!

i blame it on the gnomes in my underpants.

Pfizer has a lotion for that!

 

[nbcrusader]

Pfizer has a lotion for that!

Only if you catch it early. Otherwise, you might need a shot...

 

[zoney!]

and therapy!

 

[Popmartijn]

*passes Zoney! the salt*

Can I have some brain then?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[zoney!]

you're dripping on the floor and causing a safety hazard. Mullen-Girl...I am going to have to write you up.

 

[JessicaAnn]

where's the janitor with the mop and sawdust

 

[Bonochick]

I'm not wearing any pants.

I'm wearing a robe because I just took a shower.

 

[zoney!]

everything NOT ROSEY everything is FUCKED

 

[zoney!]

Sorry, that is what was saved under my PASTE function.

 

[Bonochick]

This is what is saved in mine:

Midwest-- pure hell.

 

[Popmartijn]

salome@interference.com

^^^ from my clipboard.



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