Is it officially ok that I'm not wearing any pants?

[zoney!]

 

[JessicaAnn]

While we wish we could contact every applicant personally, the large number of inquiries we receive does not make that possible. For that reason, we kindly ask that you do not call to ask about the status of your application.

 

[martha]

I have a dress on right now. I look quite fetching in it.

 

[Screaming Flower]

down with pants.

 

[beegee]

 

[fah]

... i think this would be a much happier and productive work environment if we all decided not to wear pants

I guess it all depends on what you want to produce at work.

 

[Salome]

 

[Angela Harlem]

i see footballers at my work.

big, beefy footballers

 

[Salome]

are those footballers wearing any pants?

 

[Angela Harlem]

tight shorts

 

[JessicaAnn]

I guess it all depends on what you want to produce at work.

Right now I need to produce a proposal for a client ...

 

[joyfulgirl]

I'm donning smarty pants.

 

[fah]

Right now I need to produce a proposal for a client ...

Pants on or off

 

[JessicaAnn]

My pants are on ... I don't know about the client

 

[fah]

 

[stammer476]

Speaking of not wearing any pants . . . yesterday morning my roommate's girlfriend walked into the house WITHOUT KNOCKING. It was early in the morning, I had just gotten out of bed, and I was standing in the middle of the living room . . . WITHOUT ANY PANTS ON! She hasn't been able to look me in the eye since. Some people. I say we take away her key.

 

[kobayashi]

pants posts let me emerge from the shadows.

my recent experience has shown that, increasingly, global society is migrating toward a postpants ideological equilibrium. one in which we will all be comfortable.

 

[JessicaAnn]

viva la postpants revolucion!

 

[zoney!]

nice brief(s), kobe. Thanks for the statistical update.

 

[Laura M]

I think of underwear when I see the word pants which makes this thread a lot more amusing imo.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

lisa, do i have my pants on?
-homer simpson

 

[beli]

I guess it all depends on what you want to produce at work.

One of the questions on the admittance form for the maternity hospital is:

Is this a workers compensation claim?

 

[beli]

i see footballers at my work.

big, beefy footballers

I see firemen.

My mate Liza and I decided the collective noun for firemen is "a spa".

 

[martha]

Kobe--I thought of you when I started this thread!


Does that mean I was thinking of kobe when I wasn't wearing pants?

 

[Screaming Flower]

*scandalized*

kobesan...

 

[fah]

One of the questions on the admittance form for the maternity hospital is:

Is this a workers compensation claim?

Say yes....

 

[kobayashi]

pantless martha contemplating my existence metaphysically attracted me back to inter.

at the end of the nite
none of us wear pants
and at the beginning of the day
we all put our pants on one leg at a time.

in the postpants era, what will equalize the humans?
a limb hierarchy, with a favouritism for the legs, will dominate.