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Actor Tom Sizemore Fails Drug Test with Fake Penis!

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Actor Tom Sizemore has been jailed for violating his probation by failing a drug test after he was caught trying to use a prosthetic penis to fake the results, a Los Angeles County prosecutor said on Friday.
 
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How did Tom get caught? Was he at a urinal w/ someone watching and the "unit" fell onto the floor?

Or was the person standing there watching Tom a little too closely and said, "Hey, wait, that penis looks fake !"
 
The urine was the wrong temperature...and he has been caught using the Whizzinator once before so I guess they were on to him.
 
I *think* he was using a plain old fake penis sewn into his undies this last time because they took his Whizzinator when he got caught the time before.

Moral of the story: if you are going to use a fake pee-pee to give fake pee-pee, don't go homemade. Spend the money and buy a good one :shrug:



:lmao:
 
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