IO: yo mama.

[easytiger]

yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck.

 

[trish0860]

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

 

[Sevikins]

Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the movies and saw the sign for the R rated movie say "not admitted to someone 17 and under" she went out and brought back 16 friends to get in.

^^ Somewhere along the lines... I think I butchered that joke there but seriously... why the yo mama jokes? I've yet to see a yo papa joke or yo father joke or something like that.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

yo moma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

 

[unosdostres14]

Yo mama's so fat AND stupid, that when she got on the scale, she said, "hey!, i want my weight not my phone number!"

 

[easytiger]

yo mama so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside, she gets a bowl.

 

[hiphop]

yo mama´s so stupid she kept staring at a box of orange juice for 4 hours because it said "concentrate".

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Sicy]

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

 

[trish0860]

Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

yo mamma so fat she sat on the sidewalk and made a new driveway.

 

[trish0860]

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

 

[stammer476]

yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house

 

[Bonochick]

YO YO MA!

 

[Doozer61]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

 

[easytiger]

YO YO MA!

 

[Macfistowannabe]

Yo mama's blood type is Ragu.