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Old 03-13-2005, 01:44 PM   #1
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yo mama so fat that when she jump for joy she got stuck.
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Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
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Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the movies and saw the sign for the R rated movie say "not admitted to someone 17 and under" she went out and brought back 16 friends to get in.

^^ Somewhere along the lines... I think I butchered that joke there but seriously... why the yo mama jokes? I've yet to see a yo papa joke or yo father joke or something like that.
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yo moma's so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Yo mama's so fat AND stupid, that when she got on the scale, she said, "hey!, i want my weight not my phone number!"
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yo mama so stupid that when she hears it's chilly outside, she gets a bowl.
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yo mama´s so stupid she kept staring at a box of orange juice for 4 hours because it said "concentrate".
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Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
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yo mamma so fat she sat on the sidewalk and made a new driveway.
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Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
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yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house
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YO YO MA!

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Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Quote:
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YO YO MA!

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Yo mama's blood type is Ragu.
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