IO: What sort of Christmas Present is this?

[Laura M]

A weekend in Paris





From a friend.

 

[BAW]

whaaaaa???

 

[Laura M]

That's what I said too.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

That'd be kinda cool....

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

take me.

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[beegee]

this kind of comes across as bragging, lara.

 

[Salome]

hmm,

french style

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Do the French have style? J/K!

 

[Laura M]

this kind of comes across as bragging, lara.

im not accepting the gift

 

[beegee]

i was only teasing you, by the way.

but why on earth don't you accept it?

 

[Salome]

that reminds me that IO tends to make me lately

 

[Laura M]

i know you were teasing bg I come accross as rude when I dont mean to be

Why are you slomey?

I cant accept that gift, im lucky if another friend would give me a christmas card - not even my parents can afford to bring our family on a holiday I said I would be going in the Summer or Spring with uni friends anyway and he could come along then but I would be paying for myself

and I think he thinks I will go out with him because he has brought me to Paris.

I dont think he gets the hint that I'll never go out with him

 

[Salome]

Why are you slomey?

I'm dutch

 

[Laura M]

sorry slomey why does io make you


I saw a pair of clogs last week in a shop and i tried them on I wanted them but my mum told me I was being ridiculous, she always says that

it reminds me of that one time when angie called you clog boy

 

[Salome]

sorry slomey why does io make you

because I'm dutch




angie also calls me tulipboy at times

perhaps your mother would prefer that

 

[Laura M]

My mum hates flowers

Mums friend: They all wanted to buy you flowers

LM Mum: I hate flowers tell them no flowers.

She doesnt like a lot of things

 

[Salome]

I'm afraid I can't help you then
because the only other thing that angie regularly calls me is a wanker

and ... umm ...well ...

merry Christmas!

 

[Laura M]

She would probably laugh and start telling you about all the wankers she knows....

Happy New Year.

 

[Salome]

are you telling me that if you'd come home with a wanker that I would be a likely candidate???


well, I guess I'm flattered and upset both at the same time

happy new year to you too

 

[Laura M]

i dont need to bring anyone home im the wanker in this house


Really

 

[Salome]

talking about wankers

so this guy actually thought it would be a good idea to give you a weekend in paris as a gift while you've never been on a date?


ah well, I guess he could have given you lingerie
but it's still a strange choice for a gift

 

[Laura M]

He says not that he has a job he can afford gifts like this and he cant think of anyone better to spend his money on........


............ ................... ..........

He must not know any other people though


He has already gotten me a Claddagh ring and bought me a watch

My friend told him what classes I have and where I have them at uni and one day he appeared outside my French class.... and then took me to lunch.

Maybe he is a stalker and a wanker.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

is it true that nobody uses the word wanker in america?

 

[Salome]

a stanker


perhaps you should ask for the tickets and give them to someone else you don't like

 

[Laura M]

I dont think he has bought tickets yet

Maybe I should say Ill go ask for the tickets take them both and take someone else with me

Slomey you could come, we could lord it up in Paris.....

 

[Salome]

mais oui

I speak a fair bit of french


deux croissants s'il vout plait

we wouldn't even starve to death

 

[Laura M]

I study French and after this year I onyl have 2 more years to go and I should be fluent in it..... apparently........

LM Maw and Paw in Paris

Maw: I want French cuisine

Paw: Ouais Ouais

Maw:

*Paw walks Maw to Mc Do*

Paw: Deux Big Macs garcon

 

[Salome]

that works great for me since I can't understand a word they say to me


I'll just keep ordering "deux croissants" and "deus vins rouge" the entire day and you can tell me what on earth the response is


this might yet be the best gift ever

 

[Laura M]

We could write a book

slomey & Lara Mullen in Paris





Ok me, the wanker, has to get off the comptuer now I think I shall avoid my mother and go finish LOTR, everyone excpet my sister is angry at me tonight.

It worries me because I have slept most of the day and havent really seen anyone because when I was watching tv everyone else was out.