IO # virtual bartender

[easytiger]

in the tradition of the infamous Subservient Chicken, we bring you the Virtual Bartender

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

 

[Bonochick]

She doesn't know how to do very much.

 

[easytiger]

nope she doesn't... I asked for a Bud Light and she held up a cigarette lighter

 

[Sicy]

I dont think she understands English. She just keeps shrugging her shoulders

 

[Doozer61]

maybe she belongs in the Octagon Bar

 

[BAW]

Oh GREAT! Do you know how easy it is to distract Mr. BAW with boobs?

Now he'll never get any work done

 

[Mr. BAW]

She doesn't know how to do very much.

So say you!!!!

Its all in the delivery and presentation..!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Mr. BAW]

What ?????? what?? BAW made me look at it!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Mr. BAW]

We always knew she was BAAAAAADDDD for me!

 

[Doozer61]

 

[JessicaAnn]

worst. bartender. ever.

 

[Bonochick]

Oh GREAT! Do you know how easy it is to distract Mr. BAW with boobs?

As a matter of fact, I do.

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Mr. BAW]

As a matter of fact, I do.

Mr. BAW is Michigan-bound!!! Whoo-hoo!!!

 

[Bonochick]

 

[BAW]

I wanna go toooooo!!

 

[Bonochick]

But he said that when you're around, we're not allowed to have fun.

I mean, um...suuuuure...

*figures we can ditch you somewhere*

 

[easytiger]

 

[BAW]

But he said that when you're around, we're not allowed to have fun.

I mean, um...suuuuure...

*figures we can ditch you somewhere*

I'll show you fun

 

[Doozer61]

take me too!

 

[Bonochick]

Then there will be lots of fun!

 

[Doozer61]

now you're talkin'

 

[Bonochick]

 

[Doozer61]

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Saginaw Dance 2?

 

[Bonochick]

Let's boogie!

 

[DrTeeth]

Of course one of the first things I asked was for a 'show me your tits'.

 

[DrTeeth]

Apparently she only serves beer, displays parts of her body and turns down my requests to perform a number of sexual favours.