IO: Useless

[JessicaAnn]

Ummm ... this website make no useful contribution other than it's pretty damn freaky ... it's a listing of the most recent pictures uploaded to livejournals.com.

If you keep hitting refresh, you get new pictures ... kind of addicting

http://adcott.net/ljimages/

You get all sorts of interesting stuff, like this

 

[Salome]

how is this useless?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[JessicaAnn]

how is this useless?

I think you may be right Salome ... this site is far from useless. In fact, it has changed my life.




Ps ... where is bonochick?

 

[Salome]

 

[Angela Harlem]

that cat moves!!!!!!!!


sorry...um where was i?

 

[Popmartijn]

Angie, are we compatible?

 

[zoney!]

 

[ABEL]

henry's log is on livejournal...i suppose that means there were pics of henry on that thing too?

 

[zoney!]

 

[ABEL]

eww eww eww, my eyes my eyes!
i won't even post that last image that someone posted on livejournal...i just really didn't want to see that right now

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[fah]

How much beer does it take to get a cat drunk?

 

[Salome]

depends on the beer

if the beer is from belgium ... not that much

 

[fah]

I was thinking the same thing...

Do you have a cat?

 

[Salome]

nope

but I did have plenty of belgian beer

 

[fah]

I notice the 'had' in reference to the beer.

Thanks for sharing

 

[Salome]

in retrospect sharing wouldn't have hurt me

or at least less than not sharing did

 

[Angela Harlem]

Angie, are we compatible?

those pics got scary after a while

:addictedanyway:

 

[ABEL]

um what?

The CPU load is killing the site. Back soon...

This is the source for the page (it's hacky, but I wasn't expecting people to use/link to it!)

<?php

$n = 30; // this is the number of images displayed on the page, the maximum is 250

// The following is needed to comply with LJ's bot policy (livejournal.com/bots/)

$s = 'http://www.adcott.net/ljimages/'; // the address of your page
$e = 'adcott@livejournal.com'; // your email address

$fp = fsockopen('www.livejournal.com', 80);
if ($fp) {
fputs($fp, "GET /stats/latest-img.bml HTTP/1.0\r\n".
"Host: www.livejournal.com\r\n".
"User-Agent: ".$s."; ".$e."\r\n\r\n");
$data = '';
while(!feof($fp)) {
$data .= fgets($fp);
}
fclose($fp);

preg_match_all("<recent-image img=\'([^\']+)\' url=\'([^\']+)\' />", $data, $out);

for ($i=0; $i<$n; $i++) {
echo "<a href='".$out[2][$i]."'><img src='".$out[1][$i]."' alt='' /></a><br /><br />\n";
}
} else {
echo 'connecting to LJ failed';
}

?>

 

[zoney!]

let me translate for you ABEL....it means that too many people were looking at the site, and his server or something could not handle it.

 

[Popmartijn]

It was me. I have multiple personalities.

 

[JessicaAnn]

It was me. I have multiple personalities.

Do they have names?

 

[Popmartijn]

Yes.

Wait a minute, I'll ask them.

 

[fah]

Do they all talk at the same time?

 

[zoney!]

 

[fah]

That kid looks like a young Chris Farley

 

[JessicaAnn]

I wonder if that kid lives in a van down by the river?

 

[Popmartijn]

Back again. Didn't have time to ask everyone, but here are a few.

Martijn
Jan
Timothy (my English me)
Jenny (my female me)
??? (my shy me didn't want to say his name)
Roger

 

[zoney!]

Hi Jenny.