IO #tie me kangaroo down

[ABEL]

[Spoken:] There's an old Australian stockman, lying, dying, and he gets himself up on one elbow, and he turns to his mates, who are gathered 'round him and he says:

Watch me wallabys feed mate.

Watch me wallabys feed.

They're a dangerous breed mate.

So watch me wallabys feed.

Altogether now!

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Tie me kangaroo down sport,

tie me kangaroo down.

Keep me cockatoo cool, Curl,

keep me cockatoo cool.

Don't go acting the fool, Curl,

just keep me cockatoo cool.

Altogether now!

Take me koala back, Jack,

take me koala back.

He lives somewhere out on the track, Mac,

so take me koala back.

Altogether now!

Mind me platypus duck, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Don't let him go running amok, Bill,

mind me platypus duck.

Altogether now!

Play your digeridoo, Blue,

play your digeridoo.

Keep playing 'til I shoot thro' Blue,

play your digerydoo.

Altogether now!

Tan me hide when I'm dead, Fred,

tan me hide when I'm dead.

So we tanned his hide when he died Clyde,

(Spoken) And that's it hanging on the shed.

Altogether now!

 

[Bonochick]

 

[ABEL]

heard it on the oldie's raido station on my way home this evening

 

[Bonochick]

 

[ABEL]

 

[Sicy]

 

[ABEL]

 

[Bonochick]

One time, my sister and I were driving home, and we caught "Tan Shoes With Pink Shoelaces" on the oldies station...we just 'bout died laughin'. We'd never heard it before and figured we'd never hear it again. I was tellin' my best friend about it...and I'll be damned if she didn't have a 45 of that song!!!!!! LOL...her record collection is incredible. I love this song!!!!!!

Now I've got a guy and his name is Dooley
He's my guy and I love him truly
He's not good lookin', heaven knows
But I'm wild about his crazy clothes

He wears tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh

He takes me deep-sea fishing in a submarine
We got to drive-in movies in a limousine
He's got a whirly-birdy and a 12-foot yacht
Ah, but thats-a not all he's got

He's got tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

Now Dooley had a feelin' we were goin' to war
So he went out and enlisted in a fightin' corps
But he landed in the brig for raisin' such a storm
When they tried to put 'em in a uniform

He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
He wanted tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh

Now one day Dooley started feelin' sick
And he decided that he better make his will out quick
He said "Just before the angels come to carry me
I want it down in writin' how to bury me."

A'wearin tan shoes with pink shoelaces
A polka dot vest and man, oh, man
Give me tan shoes with pink shoelaces
And a big Panama with a purple hat band

ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh
ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh

And a big Panama with a purple hat band!!

 

[ABEL]

I don't think I've ever heard it before

 

[Bonochick]

You must hear it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you dont then i will send my one firiend anfate ryou and aiw till be a bad scnee!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cleasai]

Way back during my competitive cycling days, one of the race announcers would always play "Mother told me to put beans in my ears" during every meet

 

[adamswildhoney]

you are all a bunch of nuts

 

[BAW]

ABEL...you're not gonna believe this but Mr. BAW sings that song all the time...and I think he's too!

 

[Bonochick]

I love it when you call him Mr. BAW.

 

[Sicy]

Bono's American Husband

 

[tiny dancer]

you are all a bunch of nuts

 

[Bonochick]

Bono's American Husband

*is scandalized*

 

[Sicy]

Broke A Wineglass

 

[Angela Harlem]

Don't be knocking my national anthem thanks.




the lotta ya's.

 

[ABEL]

ABEL...you're not gonna believe this but Mr. BAW sings that song all the time...and I think he's too!

Mr. BAW

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

i have a bad australian joke too
but i'd rather not say it 'cos it's stupid

 

[Angela Harlem]

say it go on, everyone make fun of us. dare ya's.

 

[Salome]

aussie, aussie, aussie
oi, oi, oi







that was the worst I could come up with

 

[BAW]

Broke A Wineglass

 

[Sicy]

 

[BAW]

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

can't resist a dare.
bad aussie joke:

a guy gets involved in a plane crash near melbourne. it's a pretty bad crash, but he survives but is knocked unconcsious. when we wakes up the next day, he finds it hard to believe he's still alive and then this nurse comes in and he asks, "did i come here to die?" and the nurse says, "no, you came here yester-die!"

ok that was terrible. apologies all.