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Old 09-24-2005, 09:30 PM   #1
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IO: Thought thought he farted, but he shit his pants.

Poor Thought. He's mezzy.
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Old 09-25-2005, 01:45 AM   #2
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Why are you always so disgusting?

I'm going to eat your brains and then vomit them back up in your lap.
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Thank you Sicy.
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Potty mouth.
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i for one, enjoy potty talk

you kind of knew going into this thread that it would not be Shakespeare
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I'm going to eat your brains and then vomit them back up in your lap.

i get all hot when you talk like that!
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I once did such a smelly fart that it made me throw up... and usually I enjoy my own scent.
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I framed houses the summer after finishing college. We worked with a tech school grad named Mikie. He looked like the lead singer from Alabama. My friend Mark, and myself, who both went to liberal arts colleges, were better carpenters than Mikie.

Go figure.

He told us this joke one day:

"Thought thought he farted, but he shit his pants."

He thought is was genius.

We just stared into space and wondered.

10 years later I can text this to Mark, and kill him. And vice versa.

It was genius.

GO MIKIE!
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