IO: The C Word

[JessicaAnn]

Subserviant Chicken Indeed!


Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

I thought this would be about something else

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[verte76]

Good grief.

 

[Mr. BAW]

Subserviant Chicken Indeed!


Man Commits Suicide After Sex with Hen

LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.

The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise.

"He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.

The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.

The hen was slaughtered after the incident.

Hung like a rooster!!!

 

[nbcrusader]

 

[fah]

 

[Angela Harlem]

Austin: How could you sleep with Fat Bastard?
Felicity Shagwell: I was just doing my duty, Austin. I had to.
Austin: No, I mean, literally, HOW could you sleep with him? He's so fat. The mechanics of it is just mind-boggling.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

this wasn't the c-word i thought it would be.

 

[wolfeden]

 

[Mr. BAW]

That other C-word is uncool, don't you think???

 

[Salome]

at least he hang himself and didn't use the hen to beat himself to death

 

[melon]

It was either a toss-up between "cunt" or a take-off on Showtime's "The L Word." I guess I was correct on the latter account?

Melon

 

[easytiger]

 

[ladylardence]

Re: Re: IO: The C Word

Hung like a rooster!!!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

oh i forgot to mention, i've got a chicken shirt on. well, it's actually from the best fried chicken restaurant ever: gus's fried chicken.

 

[wolfeden]

"it's kinky when you use a feather... but what is it when you use the whole chicken?"

 

[agentmissa]

wonder if the wife is a vegetarian now?

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[U2Kitten]

I have to ask....


how??

or do I not want to know the details?

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[zoney!]

I have to ask....


how??

Your parents never taught you about the "birds and the creeps"?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Holy Chicken! lmao

 

[Lemon Meringue]

He was one sick dude. He actually tried to kill his wife after she caught him. That is worse than anything.

 

[meegannie]

That's really sad. Too sad for IO.