IO #table legs

[pax]

They deserve their own thread, no?

:tableleg:

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[pax]

Aw, that's a nice one.

I want one with the claw-type feet.

 

[Palace_Hero]

Wow this place is awesome.

I've never strayed into IO before, but it is obviously a post boosting haven!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

 

[pax]

even kitties love table legs.

look, April, there's another dbt right here!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

dbt should have their own forums!

 

[pax]

a whole forum just for dbts

 

[Palace_Hero]

Kitty fucked up table leg.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

a whole forum just for dbts

 

[pax]

How about a deserted tropical island full of dbts?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

That would be PERFECT.


In fact, it would almost be too perfect.

 

[pax]

Better yet, how about a glacier?

 

[zoney!]

people who are only concerned about their post counts should be shot

I object to this whole thread.

You are taking advantage of poor, helpless tables. You treat them only as objects...as if they have no feelings. You do not realize what your actions do to their self esteem.

Save the tables.

 

[pax]

I have a very close and personal relationship with my table. I never forget its birthday or Table Day.

so Pocono 500 this, Jeffy.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Re: people who are only concerned about their post counts should be shot

I object to this whole thread.

You are taking advantage of poor, helpless tables. You treat them only as objects...as if they have no feelings. You do not realize what your actions do to their self esteem.

Save the tables.

I am very good to my table. I treat my table with respect.

It's those who aren't who should be shot. Or at least beaten with a very large stick.

 

[pax]

:beatwithstick:

 

[zoney!]

either 1) your table and you are in agreement on your relationship, or 2) you buy it dinner once in a while and make sure you return its phone calls.

 

[pax]

table phone calls

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Having a table leg as a mate means never having to say you're sorry. Unless it gives you splinters. Then those sons of bitches have hell to pay.

 

[Cleasai]

I work for a home furnishing retail establishment. You don't want to know what we do to the table legs that don't make it "out there."

 

[beegee]

I've never strayed into IO before, but it is obviously a post boosting haven!

you kiss your loved ones with that mouth?

get out

:mesapierna:

 

[pax]

:: protects table legs from launching of sporks which is no doubt imminent ::

 

[Bonochick]

Table legs are great until they're not.

 

[zoney!]

Commitement Phobe

 

[pax]

 

[electrical storm]

When my grandfather passed away, my mother got the family heirloom dinning room table. It has been in the family for four generations.

I hope I am the next one to get it.

 

[martha]

Could you beat a table leg with a stick?

 

[Bonochick]

No, you'd have to use a schtick.