IO spiders ja!

[cass]

why do spiders, suddenly appear
everytime
you are near?
just like me, they long to be
close to you


be nice, they really are your friends

Tom, you are cordially invited

cassis cordial, sumptuous no less

who's ya daddy long legs?

now you've got me started. I once had a part in a school radio play. I was Little Miss Muffett. My big line.... "rack off hairy legs"... must have been an Australian school

 

[Angela Harlem]

tom you are horrible.


i had one of them land on my hand once.
and one time, one was hiding under a magazine on the floor of my bedroom. i never cleaned my room again after that.
another time one dropped from above the window frame in my bedroom when i was just out of the shower. me and the trailing towel went running through the house and i screamed like a banshee.
another time, i was sitting outside with some friends, pulling some bark off the log we were sitting on and there was a big fat fucker of one glaring at me. i think it was armed.
these stories go on and on and on and on...

 

[Cassis]

cass i really wanna go eat soup now