IO, Smack in the middle of a serious Dorrito Binge

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Anyone ever been down this path, where you are knee deep in Dorritos and just CAN NOT stop?

That's where I am at the moment
 
I have been through that valley many times, my child. It is a dry & crunchy place, full of nacho cheesier breath and orange fingers.

Curses to the sensuous, artificial-flavored tortilla chip goodness that chains me to this desolate site.... the bottom of an empty Doritos bag. :sad: God have mercy on our cholesterol.



:lmao:
Those damn things ARE addictive!!! :yes:
 
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BluRmGrl said:
I have been through that valley many times, my child. It is a dry & crunchy place, full of nacho cheesier breath and orange fingers.

Curses to the sensuous, artificial-flavored tortilla chip goodness that chains me to this desolate place.... the bottom of an empty Doritos bag. :sad: God have mercy on our cholesterol.



:lmao:
Those damn things ARE addictive!!! :yes:


You said it sister !
 
BluRmGrl said:


I told you I spoke from experience. :yes: :D Are you a Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch type of Dorito-phile?


I prefer Cool Ranch, however, I am eating plain ol' Dorritos right now.

Might need detox shortly.
 
BluRmGrl said:
I have been through that valley many times, my child. It is a dry & crunchy place, full of nacho cheesier breath and orange fingers.

Curses to the sensuous, artificial-flavored tortilla chip goodness that chains me to this desolate site.... the bottom of an empty Doritos bag. :sad: God have mercy on our cholesterol.

:lmao:
 
:ChurchLadyVoice:
And who covered this harmless, protein-filled little nugget in evil milk-chocolate, HMMM!??!?


Was it?.........









:macdevil: SATAN?!?!? :macdevil:
 
And with that, I must sadly say: Goodnight.

(I'd run straight home from work & jump back in the thread, but my monitor's on the fritz & I'm going to have to replace it. :angry:

Oh well - it's just money, right? :D )
 
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Completely off topic, but I got a great deal on a monitor tonight so I'm back in business at home!!! :applaud:

Plus, I went from a 17" monitor to a 19".... my eyes are gonna' pop out of my head when I stop by the latest Leather Day thread!! :ohmy: :faint: :giggle:
 
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Sometimes when I'm bagging up some Doritos for my boyfriend's lunch in the morning, I eat one...then another one...and another one...and then I think, okay...it's 7:00 in the morning...put the Doritos away!!!!!! :lol:

But then I eat another one first. :shifty:
 
Fridays are the worst. I have to get up at 5:45a, since it's his early morning. :crack: That means...Doritos at 6:00a! :lol: He got Cheez-Its today though.
 
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I'm actually eating corn nuts right now bitches what do you think about that :angry: salt :drool: all I need are some fresh brains to go with them!!!!!!!!!!
 
O MY GOD!!!
I was eating some doritos this morning , that I had bought last night for a BBQ and was thinking that very same thing....the Doritos binge is an unholy place man..... and if it werent for my biggest addiction..., the morning cup of coffee I dont know how long the dorito binge would have lasted!
 
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