IO: She is everywhere

[zonelistener]

Last night, while removing excess beer from my system at an urinal, I was reading the poetry that other bar patrons had placed on the walls. I almost peed on myself when I saw THIS:

FAH-Q

I thought..."I can't even use the bathroom without seeing Fah's "voices in her head" have a Q(uestion).

 

[~LadyLemon~]

When will we get to stand at a urinal together?

 

[Mr. BAW]

Last night, while removing excess beer from my system at an urinal, I was reading the poetry that other bar patrons had placed on the walls. I almost peed on myself when I saw THIS:

FAH-Q

I thought..."I can't even use the bathroom without seeing Fah's "voices in her head" have a Q(uestion).

Zoney sits like Warren Schmidt!

 

[fah]

 

[JessicaAnn]

When will we get to stand at a urinal together?

When you grow a penis

 

[Mullen-Girl]

 

[Angela Harlem]

at least you have stopped reading cosmo jeff.
it really doesn't work at the urinals you know.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

When you grow a penis

I thought I already had one. After all, I keep getting emails that say--Kristina, click here for more info on how to enlarge your penis!

 

[zonelistener]

at least you have stopped reading cosmo jeff.
it really doesn't work at the urinals you know.

Ha.

YES. You don't KNOW how many times I either wet my pants or had to stick my hand in the urinal to recover. It would usually ruin those great "how to please him sexually" articles. How am I EVER going to learn to please him when the aritcle is soaked with my own urine?

 

[Mullen-Girl]

YES

I thought I already had one. After all, I keep getting emails that say--Kristina, click here for more info on how to enlarge your penis!

 

[JessicaAnn]

Ha.

YES. You don't KNOW how many times I either wet my pants or had to stick my hand in the urinal to recover. It would usually ruin those great "how to please him sexually" articles. How am I EVER going to learn to please him when the aritcle is soaked with my own urine?

Try the relationships section of http://www.ivillage.com ... that is unless you plan on urinating all over your computer screen

 

[zonelistener]

There are days when I feel like urinating all over my monitor!

OH THE PAIN!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Is there a burning sensation?

 

[zonelistener]

its often a burning desire to kill things!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Not me I hope

 

[zonelistener]

things. Are you a thing?