io: scary photos

[melon]

I told you it would be scary!

Melon

 

[meegannie]

 

[Mr. BAW]

I told you it would be scary!

Melon

Botox! lawsuit! lawsuit!

 

[melon]

Melon

 

[neutral]

what the hell is that?!

 

[melon]

I don't think any photo will top how creepy/scary this one is.

Melon

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

 

[melon]

Now for some funny scary...

I would imagine that making Jabba the Hut puke slime would get old after five minutes.

Melon

 

[melon]

Melon

 

[melon]

Melon

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Archie!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I don't think any photo will top how creepy/scary this one is.

Melon

now you've gone too far...


now if you'll excuse me, i have to go drink my jesus juice

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh Jesus Melon, now we know MJ shaves.

Is that Archie cover for real? Or do I have a dirty mind?

 

[MrBrau1]

Brilliant!

 

[dandy]

my eyes are bleeding... oh the humanity...

 

[Doozer61]

careful, Ralphie, you'll scratch your eye out!

 

[MrBrau1]

careful, Ralphie, you'll scratch your eye out!

Wonder if he uses that hand to wank it? Or wipe it?

 

[melon]

Wonder if he uses that hand to wank it? Or wipe it?

I was reading about people with these insane fingernails. They literally never use their hand at all to the point that the nerves die on that side...and it even extends to their hearing. One of their ears almost inevitably goes deaf. They also are very light sleepers, for fear that they'll break off.

Scary!

Melon

 

[MrBrau1]

Melon

That's a dude.

 

[beau2ifulday]

Melon

Jesus. He/She's like Naomi Campball, Avid Merrion and Patsy Kensit all rolled into one.

 

[beau2ifulday]

[ignore this]

 

[beli]

These are bizarre.

What is the Michael Jackson one from? An album cover? A wanted poster? He just woke up one day and decided he wanted a photo of himself naked, hairless, and with his willy tendon line thingies (technical term) airbrushed out?

 

[MrBrau1]

These are bizarre.

What is the Michael Jackson one from? An album cover? A wanted poster? He just woke up one day and decided he wanted a photo of himself naked, hairless, and with his willy tendon line thingies (technical term) airbrushed out?

Not "one day." He's always wanted that.

 

[BAW]

These are bizarre.

What is the Michael Jackson one from? An album cover? A wanted poster? He just woke up one day and decided he wanted a photo of himself naked, hairless, and with his willy tendon line thingies (technical term) airbrushed out?

Yes, he does appear to be missing his "man grooves"

He looks a bit like this guy:

 

[fah]

~runs screaming from the thread~

 

[trish0860]

Jesus. I'm gonna have nightmares from those first few.

 

[Edgeman]

Probably not the best thing to be looking at before bed...thanks Melon.

BTW, great job on the comment of the fingernail guy...poor Ralphy.

 

[neutral]

not exactly a photo but it sure is scary

 

[JessicaAnn]

good times.

 

[sharky]

Keep markers away from kids.