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Man Jailed for Shooting Off His Testicles

LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.

David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.

But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.

Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.
 
no more David Wanker




oh, it says walker.......
 
that made me cry and then laugh
and then want some beer
 
My best friend's husband and I got pretty buzzed on shots of Jager, Schnapps, and Moonshine, and then he offered to teach me how to shoot a gun. It's like, ummm...mayhaps another time.
 
Bonochick said:
My best friend's husband and I got pretty buzzed on shots of Jager, Schnapps, and Moonshine, and then he offered to teach me how to shoot a gun. It's like, ummm...mayhaps another time.


:up: say YES! to Michigan!



I've yet to get the craving to have a weapon while drunk, and I'm hoping that stays true for many years to come. BC, I'm quite pleased to see you turned down the guns and turned up the moonshine.
 
Carson says: "Guns don't kill people, bad fashion does"
Heston says: "A gun in the hands of a good man, is not threat to anyone, ecept bad people"
D. Walker says: "I shot my balls"

:hmm: who to believe... the gay one, the old one, or the ballless one...
I'll pick the ballless guy... well... from the waist up,that is

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