IO: Punville

[RavenBlue]

What kind of tree grows on your hand? A palm tree.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

This is a very loose thread...

 

[pudding'slife]

RavenBlue you'r a lazy boy ?!

 

[Bonochick]

Welcome to Punville. Population: RavenBlue

 

[RavenBlue]

RavenBlue you'r a lazy boy ?!

Nein. A lazy girl

 

[JessicaAnn]

Where's cujo ... always ready with a good pun or two.

 

[RavenBlue]

From Uberbeaver:

Denial ain't just a river

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Nobody else has any?

Ok how about one of my all time favorite album titles:

A Mind Is A Terrible Thing To Taste

 

[RavenBlue]

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

 

[U2isthebest]

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.

I used to be a tap dancer until I fell in the sink.

I laughed at all of these. I'm officially a loser. Should that be my next thread?

 

[RavenBlue]

Nah. You're not a loser. I think the corniest of jokes, usually puns are the ones we least like to admit that we think they're funny.

In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.

 

[love_u2_adam]

that was a funny joke!
i liked it!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

 

[UberBeaver]

Dude, that's not a pun. Neither was the one about the brain. Canada.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Dude, that's not a pun. Neither was the one about the brain. Canada.

everyones a critic...

how about this one:

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Thank you, thank you...

I forgot my all-time favorite courtesy of Monty Python:

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one of them was a-salted.

 

[waynetravis]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

brilliant

 

[flybabe]

did you sit in blue paint nekid,i can see your crack...

not really a pun but i`ll have some

 

[blueeyedgirl]

2 fish were in a tank. One said "I'll man the guns, you drive"

 

[Angela Harlem]

little miss muffet and saddam went on a rampage. they both had curds in their whey.

 

[discothequeLP]

a guy bowled three hundred and one. he couldn't bowl three hundred and lose.