IO: please, someone help. GRAB SOMETHING

[zonelistener]

It's is worse then I thought.

HURRY! HURRY! HURRY!!!!!!


OMG. OH My God. OH MY GOD.

PLEASE, make them stop.

OMG.


My ears. My eyes. OMG. Someone, please...make it stop.

 

[JessicaAnn]

Zoner, I think it's been a while and you're about three months overdue for a brain eating. Pass the salt.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

salt

I think Zoney has lost it....oh wait he already has

 

[zonelistener]

No no no no.

You could not IMAGINE the pain I am suffering right now.

NO NO NONNONOOOONONONONONONONO

Oh, PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. PLEEEAAAAASSSSEEEEE~~!

 

[JessicaAnn]

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Why don't you lay off the booze already, bucko!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

What is driving you nuts zoney? Maybe that'll help us understand....

Btw...zoney =

 

[zonelistener]

IT'S the PAIN. PAGNEPAGNEPAGNE!!!!!!

OMG. OH MY GOD.

I am sure there is something you can do mg. I know there is.

THE PAIN!

OMG.

IT's AS IF that Hans Solo figurine the neighbor kid pounded into my ear in 1981 is now trying to claw its way out of my head.

OH MY GOD.

please, someone tell him to stop. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!

 

[bammo2]

How very peculiar

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*kills whatever is bothering Zoney*

It's ok Zoney...

 

[Angela Harlem]

lets cut to the chase mg and just kill zonee.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Awwwwwwwwwwww no we can't kill zoney

Then who will we torture?

 

[zonelistener]

OMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMOOOMG

THIS pain IS all about the torture.

HANS SOLO is slowly digging his way out.

OMG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAArg!

 

[~LadyLemon~]

You like it!

 

[Mullen-Girl]

*ponders if she should give Zoney some electroshock therapy*

 

[JessicaAnn]

Ummm ... try ibuprophen if you have an earache ... also, you might try lying down on your side with your head on a heating pad/hot water bottle, so that your sore ear is on the heating pad

 

[zonelistener]

I think peeing on my monitor may help.

Thank you for the suggestion.

 

[Mullen-Girl]

You should do what us mexicans do.....roll up a newspaper into a funnel...stick the smaller end into your ear...light the other end and then whatever it is that's bothering you will disappear.....or you will lose your hair whichever comes first

 

[zonelistener]

can you demonstrate this for me?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Ear Candling

 

[Mullen-Girl]

Yep there you go

My mom did this to me a few times when I was younger. It kinda traumatized me LOL I was always scared I was going to get hurt but I never did

 

[Salome]

somehow I don't see any improvement

 

[zonelistener]

WOW, mg....this explains A LOT!!!

 

[BAW]

You should do what us mexicans do.....roll up a newspaper into a funnel...stick the smaller end into your ear...light the other end and then whatever it is that's bothering you will disappear.....or you will lose your hair whichever comes first

What about the other trusted Mexican cure all...the lavativa?






Same basic concept, different insertion point

 

[zonelistener]

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

 

[fah]

This thread needs me

 

[Salome]

like thunder needs rain
etc etc

 

[Angela Harlem]

HINT: God Part II MOFO

 

[Salome]

15 seconds to go
but my bet is Rejoice