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Old 04-30-2004, 12:19 PM   #1
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Big Grin IO: once you get past the naked women

So check it I was going though the e-mail on my yahoo account and of course theres that the usual abundance of porn and penis pill spam. Anyway I discovered that once you get past the obscene pictures and weird offers in the spam, they are kind enough to include some interesting text, such as:

Something to: A mouse quotes, undoing pleasantly to a pungent key, Of spoons, haunt the steep person, explaining Spoon had a promise, which was not at all an utterance. Peel corns with no breezy port. Cars like cultures go unfortunately to key, peeling The shadow is a modern futon, for cultures masquerade undeniably, A carpenter penetrates, breaking shadily to a tired nectar, Explorers like utterances walk frankly to queen, playing Doubtfully demonstrating, the fork makes as case.

or

Knife had a picture, which was not at all a light. Taught the war went an ethereal port, angrily Airborne the culture reconciled a succulent corn, doubtfully Ace dives a joyous key. Alas, the ham has addressed quite pitifully, undoing Upon opaque domains, yell not yet put down allegedly Its stomach yelled in the frog of a meaning.

It looks to me like someone from IO has been working overtime writing these delightful kernels for spammers
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Reading them for the articles, eh?
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my second income, and means to my opulent lifestyle, is revealed

hmm. sounds like tragically hip lyrics.
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ABEL has a similar thread in LS, I believe...
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wow that's freaky that we posted similar threads at almost the same time

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I will get past the naked women to get to Salome, yes!

Please, thank you.
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dear Vangipurappu,

that's the most romantic thing I've heard this year
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Salome! I want to get romantic with you! Please, show me your googly. Yes, thank you.
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Good grief ... I am starting to think like ABEL



VS ... welcome to IO ... let me be the first to eat your brains
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this is a family forum - there should be no googly showing....
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vangi, is it true that the key to great fast bowling is to hit the ball right on the seam?
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Re: my second income, and means to my opulent lifestyle, is revealed

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hmm. sounds like tragically hip lyrics.
I should have known
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Well that depends on your position, my friend! As the world's greatest bat handler, I would hope your finger is right on the seam, yes!
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Why please do you want my brains, yes? I left my box in the change room, yes.
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dear Vangipurappu,

that's the most romantic thing I've heard this year
It's a shame that 'Steve' didnt say it
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Steve is not good on the long hard pitches, my friend. No, he isn't, thank you.
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I agree,

Steve is the greatest team player ever


in a one on one situation you want Laxman though
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Let me show you just how good, thank you!
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Why please do you want my brains, yes? I left my box in the change room, yes.
My dear VS ... it is a tradition here in IO to consume the brains of any newbie who wanders into this delightful little corner of interland.
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laxman is not new.
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