IO#No Soliciting!

[martha]

I gotta go get a No Soliciting sign. I'm tired of disreputable men ringing my doorbell and trying to give me something "free."

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

I've got your free right here.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Does this 'free' stuff involve bananas?

 

[Sicy]

I slam the door in their faces.

 

[Basstrap]

I turn on porn music and see what happens

 

[martha]

porn music

 

[tiny dancer]

I just don't answer the door.

 

[nbcrusader]

I turn on porn music and see what happens

Bow Chica Bow-Wow

 

[Angela Harlem]

i strip off and fling the door open with flourish.

works a treat on religious door to door salespersons.

a sign might be an easier option though.

 

[martha]

I might get cold.

 

[fah]

I gotta go get a No Soliciting sign. I'm tired of disreputable men ringing my doorbell and trying to give me something "free."

I had a sign like that and it didn't work...

I assumed that these people could read

 

[zoney!]

lemons?

 

[martha]

But I want lemons!

 

[Aralitia]

The travelling folk always offer you a new driveway here.

 

[BAW]

lemons?

We didn't solicit Martha! We just came over without being invited to leave some lemons

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

Woul'ja like to buy a monkey?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

A big, mean dog is also useful. (Not that I have one.)

 

[JessicaAnn]

I find diving behind the couch to be a useful way to avoid solicitors

 

[martha]

A big, mean dog is also useful. (Not that I have one.)

My dog is friendly. And can't be bothered to bark at anything except random things in her dreams.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

I find diving behind the couch to be a useful way to avoid solicitors

So you are who is behind the couch!

Originally posted by martha
My dog is friendly. And can't be bothered to bark at anything except random things in her dreams.

My dog just sits and wags his tail at people. Pretty scary stuff.