IO # New York baby!

[FizzingWhizzbees]

If I can count (which isn't, like, guaranteed ) then I should now be a New Yorker. Personally I think I should get to go on a celebratory trip to NYC but I don't see that happening so I'll just be satisfied with a celebratory IO post.

*celebrates*

*pours a margarita* (well, it's 6pm SOMEWHERE in the world y'know.)

*offers the bottle of tequila to any interested parties*

*drinks one margarita*

*falls over *

*holds head and curses low alcohol tolerance*

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

crack head.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

No, no - drunkard. Not crack head - drunkard.

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

Oddly enough...

Liver Flees George Jones' Body
NASHVILLE, TN?After more than 40 years of absorbing vast quantities of hard alcohol, George Jones' liver finally fled the famed country singer's body Tuesday. "I can't take it anymore," the liver said. "A liver can only process so many toxins before it says to hell with it." Jones' liver absorbed its final drink early Tuesday morning, a bourbon and branch water that Jones had with some eggs for breakfast. Until it can find a place of its own, Jones' liver plans to share an apartment with Merle Haggard's liver and Hank Williams Jr.'s lungs.

You don't want that to happen, do you?

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

*pours tequila down the drain in a blind panic*

*pauses to think*

*mourns the loss of a good bottle of tequila*

 

[Angela Harlem]

*has random tequila flashbacks and passes out in anticipation of such drink*

 

[Angela Harlem]

oh! and congrats btw Fizz!!

 

[Bonochick]

I'm listening to "New York Baby" by Leona Naess in your honor.

 

[beegee]

yay fizz

 

[ABEL]

congrats Fizz!

*clears throat and sings*

"I like New York in June,
How about you?..."

 

[Screaming Flower]

congrats!

 

[adamswildhoney]

New York- U2 is in my head now! Congrats

 

[Basstrap]

I'm think New York by the Doves

I think Ryan Adams has a shitty thing called new york, new york as well

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

Congratulations ! I'm almost there too!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

margaritas

nyc

becoming a new yorker on interference = priceless

 

[Bonochick]

I think Ryan Adams has a shitty thing called new york, new york as well

Your mom has a shitty thing called a son.

 

[tiny dancer]

Congrats on your new status!

 

[Basstrap]

Your mom has a shitty thing called a son.

TWO sons

 

[Bonochick]

Only one of them is shitty though, Kirk.

*stares at you*

 

[verte76]

Congrats, Fizz.........it's always good to be in New York, even if it's only a virtual presence.

 

[dizzy]

I would love to meet BC someday...

Your mom has a shitty thing called a son.

BTW, Ryan's New York, New York song is awesome.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Good job

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Awwww, thank-you everyone. You'll be sick of me eventually.