io: name change

[Whortense]

That's right. After doing some soul searching, I've decided that I need to draw from some different energy. Thus, I am changing my name to "Esther," and buying cone boobs.

Now I know what you're thinking. My mother, Comtess Whortense XI de Hortreuse-on-the-Avon Lady of the Chinese Finger Trap Lakes, died of a bad case of the shivers, when I was very young and ... I wanted to attach myself to a different name. This is in no way a negation of who my mother is ... I wanted to attach myself to the energy of a different name.

This is a very private moment for me, and I don't like it when people criticize me for being different like everybody else, so that's why I've decided to tell everyone I know about my decision to change my name. Lavish praise on me only. Please.

 

[Resolution 1441]

And people thought I was crazy?

 

[?berStaminaKen]

OOOOOOOOO!

ESTHER!!!

I EM PANTICPATING SEXY!!!

***********

I CHANGEN NAMEN 2!!!

CALL ME 'ANYTIME'!!!

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

how could I ever question someone as glamorous as you?

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Come hither Esther...

 

[catatonic bish]

you'll never be me.

 

[Zoorock Girl!]

 

[Doozer61]

 

[Esther]

'Tis me, Queen Esther! Now don't like make fun of me and stuff. This is a very private moment for me, so that's why I've scheduled a press conference later to tell people how private this moment is for me. Lavish praise on me only. Please.

Welcome me into your hearts! Esther has came hither!

...

(Privately!)

 

[GOP-Controlled Whortense]

So let's take some bets. What will last longer...

"Esther" or J-Ho/Marc Anthony?

And no money bets. That's an abomination!

 

[wolfeden]

At least it's a pronounceable name and not an arcane doodle-thing aka Prince....

 

[JessicaAnn]

I was just waiting for Whoretense ... I mean Esther ... to do a thread on this

 

[Esther]

Shame on all of you who are criticizing me or giving me faces. How dare you meddle into my private matters?!

I'm now writing a private journal that none of you are allowed to read. See that link on the left that says, "View Journal"? Click it and see it so that you know what to look at when I tell you not to read my private matters.

Lavish praise only for me. Please.

 

[Basstrap]

schtick
novelty
gimmick

 

[zoney!]

Diety saves the esthergin!

<<<<<<<praise>>>>>>>>

 

[Sicy]

 

[Screaming Flower]

praise this.

 

[Ody]

well.

whoretense always had a special appeal to me.

esther will need to live up to that high standard.

ALSO: Bathtime fun whoretense is still my favorite

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Esther is such a Biblical name.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

multiple personalities!

 

[zoney!]

Esther...I was wondering what multiple personality disorder YOU HAVE?