IO - My band could open for Hanson!!!

[Mmm... Free Goo]

I just received this item in my email inbox. I lost my job teaching crafts and home ec at the penitentiary due to committing sexual acts with an inmate. So I'm sure you can understand why I really need this job!!

I don't really have a band, how can I prepare for this opportunity of a lifetime as quickly as possible?

 

[Theedge070]

I just received this item in my email inbox. I lost my job teaching crafts and home ec at the penitentiary due to committing sexual acts with an inmate. So I'm sure you can understand why I really need this job!!

I don't really have a band, how can I prepare for this opportunity of a lifetime as quickly as possible?

How? Find some musicians, that's a good start...

And also learn how to play yourself, unless you plan on singing...

And also learn how to sing...

 

[Vincent Vega]

It also could be an advantage to have some songs to play.
Then you only need some talented musicians and you can start with your career.

 

[Sicy]

 

[stammer476]

So cute.

 

[lmjhitman]

that one kid looks really sweaty in that poster.

 

[discothequeLP]

my band can't get a gig right now, but i wouldn't want to open for hansen

 

[DeadMansParty]

seriously people, Hanson is nothing to laugh at, most people put them in a boy band label, but these kids wrote their own songs, and played their own instruments, I have total respect for them, go for it man, and good luck getting something together, I hope it all goes well!!!

 

[Angela Harlem]

 

[zonelistener]

Hey GOO!

I have an EXCELLENT IDEA!

Let's start a band!

We can call it "mmm...goo"

I can play the a mean coke bottle (with a pencil). You can yodel, right?

All we need is a drum machine and we'll be SET. PAT mCGEEEEEE!!!!111!!!!!111!

 

[Sly Stallone]

If you need some explosions for the show then let me know. I run a small pyrotechnics company.

Right now we offer two explosions for the price of one

 

[U2Man]

If you need some explosions for the show then let me know. I run a small pyrotechnics company.

Right now we offer two explosions for the price of one

 

[Sly Stallone]

 

[00Kevin]

Hanson

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

 

[Mmm... Free Goo]

 

[Bono'sTyee]

Hanson's still a band? Hmmmm.....