IO: Mosquito

[MissMaCo]

Why the hell did this little bastard wait until 5.45 am before woken me up?

It could have done its job at 9 am I would have slept more

 

[iloveedge]

 

[Popmartijn]

I also spotted the first one tonight. I'll probably be up until the middle of the night before that bastard finally surrenders and gets herself killed.
:kill:

 

[RedRocksU2]

Those little bugs!! I hate them!

 

[VertigoGal]

if you hang out around me you won't have to worry about being bitten because they'll all go for me. when I finally smash them they're always full of my blood.
The world hates me.
:victim:

 

[tiny dancer]

I'm surprised I haven got bitten at all this year, with me working out in my garden.

 

[JCOSTER]

Yes do come around me because I am a mosquito magnet!
Not only do I get a bite, but welts the size of golf balls!

 

[Sicy]

They dont bite me. I must not be sweet enough

 

[Shag On A Rock]

I thought mozzies were attracted to blue. What colour are your sheets/jammies Marie?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Since when did France have mozzies?? What else you got, Marie?


And Marty, this is your first sighting? It's July!!!! You dudes need some sun or something! Stagnant water... etc

 

[Doozer61]

They dont bite me. I must not be sweet enough

i'd bite you

 

[DrTeeth]

Since when did France have mozzies?? What else you got, Marie?


And Marty, this is your first sighting? It's July!!!! You dudes need some sun or something! Stagnant water... etc

No we don't! We're getting more than enough sunshine, thank you .

 

[MissMaCo]

They dont bite me. I must not be sweet enough

They don't bite me neither: they just wake me up, buzzing around my ear.

Not sweet girls

 

[MissMaCo]

What colour are your sheets/jammies Marie?

 

[MissMaCo]

Since when did France have mozzies?? What else you got, Marie?

we got flies, we got ants, we got spiders...

but we got COWS!!!! OMG !!!1!1! 1!!!!!1

 

[tiny dancer]

Yes do come around me because I am a mosquito magnet!
Not only do I get a bite, but welts the size of golf balls!

That 's not goodJ COSTER.

 

[JCOSTER]

 

[cobl04]

Mosquitos are the most annoying things in the world.

I can't fucking stand them.

Here I am trying to fall asleep. And you hear it's frigging whine.... and then you feel it on your face....

 

[Galeongirl]

believe me, having one of them IN your nose is a very unpleasant feeling...

i can't sleep when I hear one, can't sleep for the rest of the night!

 

[iloveedge]

believe me, having one of them IN your nose is a very unpleasant feeling...

i can't sleep when I hear one, can't sleep for the rest of the night!

Not comfortable! Not at all!

 

[Popmartijn]

Oh, how I love my mosquito-electrocution thingie!

 

[LikeNoOneBefore]

Yes do come around me because I am a mosquito magnet!
Not only do I get a bite, but welts the size of golf balls!

ME TOO! Or at least I did last year. This year's been a lot better, thank God.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh, how I love my mosquito-electrocution thingie!

I can't believe you really have one. Or is it that you need one I'm struggling with? I'm so pleased, in an odd way, Marty.