IO: Large Sea Mammals

[UberBeaver]

I don't need to explain myself.

 

[snowbunny00774]

this'll be your churn when I'm finished with you:

 

[UberBeaver]

Incorrect, sharks are fishes, NOT mammals. Mammals breath air and give birth to live young. Sharks do not do either. Please stay within the confines of the topic, or post your own thread where you can celebrate the majesty of those toothy killers. Here we praise sea mammals. Like dolphins:

 

[Galeongirl]

The sperm whale blows its milky-white waxy substance, spermaceti, trough its blowhole....

 

[snowbunny00774]

fine


this is in the "rules" right H?

 

[UberBeaver]

A bold statement on conservation and how man is ruining the environment of those beautiful mammalian creatures of the deep, God's Special Aquatic Friends. Well done. I applaud and thank you for getting the message out. And I'll spill some out for all the dolphins that couldn't be here tonight.

Baby Seals, hunted for sport in places like Canada, which explains our friend snowbunny's anger and hatred of Sea Mammals. Cute little fuckers though, right?

 

[redhotswami]

 

[UberBeaver]

I find that picture highly erotic.

 

[redhotswami]

you would.

 

[UberBeaver]

So what? That makes me some of freak, a deviant? Pfft.

Elephant Seals. That playboy is hitting that shit right.

 

[snowbunny00774]

sometimes we let them die of old age...not often though. They look like this when they do:

 

[redhotswami]

don't stop get it get it

 

[redhotswami]

SNOW!!
why the haterade???

 

[UberBeaver]

A simply stunning vision of how life is but a chain. Seal dies a beautiful natural death, after having bore so much in life. His body feeds the earth below. From those remains the earth gives rise to all manner of life, most of which will become nourishment for other creatures, including God's chosen sea mammals.

I have to admit, I never knew you were such an artist. Like a visual poet. I'm moved.

Now let's get more pics of sea mammals doing the nasty. YEAH!

 

[UberBeaver]

SNOW!!
why the haterade???

Art is born from strife, anger, rage, hate. Let her art flow. I find it moving.

 

[snowbunny00774]

I know how cranky you get when you don't get your stars of the sea pr0n fix:

 

[zoney!]

Free dolphin tuna!

mmmmmmmmm salty!

 

[redhotswami]

oooh, invertebrate action time???
how about some misbehavin crustaceans?

 

[UberBeaver]

Asteroidea and crustaceans are NOT mammals. Come on, people? What's wrong with you all?

I know how cranky you get when you don't get your stars of the sea pr0n fix:

But thanks for that anyway. I do feel less cranky now. And hungry. Thanks, Mia.

 

[UberBeaver]

 

[The Sad Punk]

Humpbacks...

... are the Raddest Things.

 

[UberBeaver]

The Majestic Right Whale

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

Humpbacks...

You said "humpback"

 

[LemonMelon]

Humpbacks...

... are the Raddest Things.

That's what she said.

Mmkay, here's plankton, getting their groove on:

 

[LMP]

Admiral, there be whales here!

 

[The Sad Punk]

That's what she said.

 

[MissMaCo]

some of freak, a deviant? Pfft.

 

[UberBeaver]

Dammit, I missed a word. Thanks MissMowCow.

 

[pudding'slife]

Large sea mammals... we don't know... but Nice sea butt...

 

[UberBeaver]

That is acceptable puddin'. Good one.


And no, you can't have Comrey back.