IO: Keep an eye on those nipples around the dog.

[martha]

When she's excited about her walk, and she's jumping around barking, watch out for those sharp little claws. Don't bend down to tell her how cute she is. No amount of clothing will protect you.







(It's better now, thanks.)

 

[cell]

one time, i was helping my mom move tables and furniture...i bent down to pick up the edge to move it...well, lets just say i moved too fast. i dont know how to explain how it happened...i was sore for a few days.

 

[Sicy]

 

[Lemon Meringue]

A happy dog can cause some damage. Our's almost knocked me over last night. He didn't mean to, he was just playing.

 

[Salome]

that's why I prefer hamsters

 

[Screaming Flower]

ouch.

 

[mad1]

LOL! For a minute I thought Martha was talking about a dogs nipples and how to be careful and not to hurt them if it humps ur leg!

 

[zonelistener]

that's why I prefer hamsters

You've obviously never seen the hamster I have seen.

 

[ouizy]

do you hang out with your dog topless often?

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Topless dog walking

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

yeeeooowwch!

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Oooooowch!!!

 

[BAW]

Martha has taken dead teenage mice outside to the trash totally naked so topless dog walking is child's play to her

 

[adamswildhoney]

and Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tiny dancer]

 

[Angela Harlem]

Martha has taken dead teenage mice outside to the trash totally naked so topless dog walking is child's play to her

So I guess Martha doesn't live in a high rise block of apartments with a lift where the bins are outside on the main road or anything.

 

[martha]

Martha has taken dead teenage mice outside to the trash totally naked

I'd forgotten about that!!!!

 

[BAW]

I'd forgotten about that!!!!

Lucky for you I didn't !