IO: invite only

[zonelistener]

Time to start checking credentials.

Whos gots the door?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Want a door?
I'll give you a door

 

[Basstrap]

yeah, I hate fucking doors

[/double entendre]

 

[Angela Harlem]

well dont then, bassT

der

/answerhypotheticalstatement

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

art is life
life is art

can i get in now?

 

[zonelistener]

yertles: in!

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

oddly enough while i should feel a sense of elitist bravado overcoming my senses now i am vaguely apathetic.

 

[zonelistener]

I sense a theme today

apathy

 

[yertle-the-turtle]

<painfully obvious joke alert>

yeah, yeah, whatever

 

[Kieran McConville]

Who'd be a member of any club that would have them? Not this little stringbean!

 

[zonelistener]

This is not a club. It is a secreeted society.

 

[Angela Harlem]

apathy is a very rare male name.
Very few men in the US are named apathy.
Be proud of your unique name!

 

[Kieran McConville]

A secreted society? I have secretions.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Can I just add that I'm only posting in It's Official to up my post count. If journal entries counted toward my all-important post count, I probably wouldn't bother.

 

[Angela Harlem]

You've a measly total K.

Be gone with you.

 

[Kieran McConville]

I can improve. I swear I can.

Simply by saying this, I moved a tiny step closer to my goals.

Goals are important, as my friend Anthony never ceases to remind me.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Have you got a 10 Step Plan or something?

Shining star.

 

[Kieran McConville]

Yes.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

kieran posts here because i do, lets face it.

as im slowly being erased from this place, its good to see people like kieran reach their pale sickly hands towards me in a gesture of friendship.

 

[guaca]

credentials..

lets see...

How aboot Im an MCSE

that would be
Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
to you

so can I come in....

If not I'll just look in thorugh the WINDOWS.....

which would be
Wholly Inadequate Needless Damned Outrageous Waste of Space
to you

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

Credentials?
I don't need fuckin' credentials.
I'm in.

 

[Mr. BAW]

May I back in? my door always hits me in the ass!

 

[zonelistener]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i have an iron lung.

just dont tell anyone.

 

[Salome]

is angie in already?
because that might influence my decision on whether I want to be in

 

[ABEL]

Ifway isthay isway away ecretsay ocietysay ybay inviteway onlyway isway erethay away ecretsay anguagelay otay ogay ithway itway?

 

[zonelistener]

angie stole the door and was last seen beating Betty with it.

 

[zonelistener]

Ifway isthay isway away ecretsay ocietysay ybay inviteway onlyway isway erethay away ecretsay anguagelay otay ogay ithway itway?

no

 

[Salome]

angie stole the door and was last seen beating Betty with it.

ah, in that case
is there a fee involved?

 

[Ody]

I don't know.

But the pass should be lemur.