IO I'm wearing a dress

[Bonochick]

Whenever I get sun, I just end up red and splotchy.

 

[Galeongirl]

omg, you're like mee!!!!

it's so funny, when everybody retuns from holidays they're like wow you got a tan and such... with me.... hah I'm more tanned than you are!!!
then I take off my watch, and show them that I was even whiter before

 

[Bonochick]

I used to work at a job with conversations like this:

Co-Worker #1: Look at my skin, I'm soooo pale, it's disgusting!

Co-Worker #2: Oh, wow, you need to tan!

Co-Worker #1: I know! It's embarrassing how white I am!

Co-Worker #2: Hey...put your arm next to Katherine's arm, I bet her skin is paler!

*Co-Worker #1 puts her arm next to mine*

Co-Worker #1: Hey, you're right!!!!!! Wow, Katherine is A LOT paler than I am! Wow, that's pretty bad!!!!

Co-Worker #2: Yeah, whenever I feel embarrassed about being too pale, I just compare myself to Katherine!!

Me: So glad I can help.

 

[JessicaAnn]

I am a card carrying member of the Pale Force!

 

[Galeongirl]

that sounds just like the convo's they have about me here BC!

 

[Bonochick]

My left arm is all splotchy red now. The air conditioning in my car is broken, so I drive around with that arm hanging out the window.

 

[Angela Harlem]

"drivers arm"
I look like a truckie because i am so white and am chronically resting my right arm out the window and it is therefore the colour of a normal anglo person, but my left side is titanium white. oh, and my moles are imbalanced, too, as a result.

moles

 

[Galeongirl]

my shoulders have nice red spots now

 

[zoney!]

we've got corn

but my left side is titanium white

Come drive here in the states to even out the tan!

 

[Angela Harlem]