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Old 08-29-2005, 11:59 AM   #16
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Old 08-29-2005, 12:07 PM   #17
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I completely forgot about that.
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Old 08-29-2005, 12:53 PM   #18
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:08 PM   #19
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I know of a company that is hiring, but that would mean you would have to move to Atlanta.
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:23 PM   #20
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Doozer!


Atlanta, eh?
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:37 PM   #21
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:42 PM   #22
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Where do I fill out an application??
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Old 08-29-2005, 01:46 PM   #23
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They are planning to put up a fire house directly across the street from me (I'm serious).

I need someone to lie on the ground should the construction crews come to begin errecting the building.

Pay is not much, but you can stay in baby Numb's room and sing him lullabyes (will pay $$$ for that as well) and you get unlimited Cool Ranch Dorritos.

Interested?
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Old 08-29-2005, 03:48 PM   #24
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Where do I fill out an application??

HEY! You've got a job, Missy!























Where do I sign up, Char?


All these offers, you guys rock.
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:34 PM   #25
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I'm going to start a fabulous business next year working from home. You're more than welcome to be my business partner! I have no idea what we will do, or what the pay will be like (I'm aiming for superb at this stage) but there will be benefits somewhere!
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Old 08-29-2005, 09:50 PM   #26
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Thank you for submitting your resume. We are currently reviewing it. If it fits the qualifications for the job you have applied for, we will call you for an interview.

We can't possibly get back to the billions of people that supposedly send us resumes, so, if you do not hear from us...shove it. We just might keep your resume, or we may recycle it into toilet paper.

Thank you again for your interest in (insert company name here).
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Old 08-29-2005, 11:05 PM   #27
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HEY! You've got a job, Missy!























Where do I sign up, Char?


All these offers, you guys rock.
You need to pass an Oral with the boss!
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Old 08-30-2005, 04:19 AM   #28
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Old 08-30-2005, 05:58 AM   #29
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