IO: I Like the Pope, the Pope Smokes Dope!

[MrBrau1]

Blessed are the bong tokers, for they will spill the bongwater,

Repent in the name of the joint!

 

[Basstrap]

hmmmm....sweet tasty bongwater

 

[MrBrau1]

Hey kids, here's a fun rainy day treat!

Take a gallon of delicious bong water,

fill up as many ice cube trays as you can.

Then stretch plastic wrap over the tops of the ice cube trays,

and punch a toothpick into each cube! Place in the freezer for 2 hrs and whallah! Bongpops! You got a great way to beat the summer heat! Or maybe just forget it's summer!

 

[Bonochick]

Your signature is stuck in my head now.

 

[MrBrau1]

Homerclese cares not for peas!

 

[Bonochick]

!!!!!!!!!!

 

[verte76]

Uh, not before I go to the library.

 

[MrBrau1]

Imagine a Bongpop truck rolling down the street, that little speaker tinkering off "Tangled Up In Blue" by the Dead,
dozens of kids with dreads chase it down the road, longing for their beloved "Bongpop"

 

[bonosloveslave]

Gregory Gray has a hilarious song, "The Pope Does Not Smoke Dope" - never searched for it to download, I would guess it's out there somewhere. We found it by buying a box of 20 mystery cd's for $5 a few years back. We gave it as a white elephant gift at our Christmas party that year and it's been the christmas party theme song ever since!

 

[martha]

I saw the Pope once.

 

[verte76]

I saw the Pope once.

I've never seen the Pope in person, and I'm even Catholic.

 

[Bonochick]

Here's a moment we will never let my sister live down...it was when she had to go away on a retreat for her confirmation class.

BC's Sis: I don't want to go away on this retreat. It's gonna be boring. We're just gonna sit around with a bunch of popes and stuff.

BC's Dad: If you think there are "a bunch of popes", then you really need to go to this retreat!!!



We know what she meant...but it was so funny...

 

[martha]

He was riding in his popemobile.

 

[MrBrau1]

That giant plexiglass dome ia actually used for "clam bakes" if you know what I mean.

 

[zonelistener]

I like the sound of the bongpop idea.

MrBrau1 has something here folks.

I am thinking they would be a good appetizer....add it on to the front end of a bag of Doritos or a combo meal.

 

[Lemon Meringue]

Did someone say they had a bong that looked like the Pope?

 

[Bonochick]

He was riding in his popemobile.

I don't know why that made me laugh so hard...but it did.

I laughed and spit pop out on one of my cats.

She is pissed.

I predict that I will be clawed severely in the near future.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Vatican Gift Shop.



Pastry shaped like Jesus.

Mmmm

Sacrilicious.

 

[MrBrau1]

I've seen an ad online somewhere for a vibrator that look like Jesus.

 

[Sicy]

bongwater tastes really gross

 

[MrBrau1]

bongwater tastes really gross

It's flavor is enhanced if you wring it out of an old throw rug. Ever been that desperate?

 

[beegee]

mrbrau1, i think it's time i told you
that i think you're swell.

 

[RockNRollDawgie]

David Peel returns.

 

[Laura M]

My Dad saw the pope in Drogheda - my granda and hsi friend were the only ppl who didnt see the pope - they were in the pub....

 

[zonelistener]

This thread is like sitting in between the good kids and the bad kids in the cafeteria. One side of the table is talking about bongwater, the other side about the Pope.

You can judge the good kids from the bad kids.

 

[~LadyLemon~]

Time to drag out Billy Bong Thornton...

 

[EPandAmerica]

This thread is like sitting in between the good kids and the bad kids in the cafeteria. One side of the table is talking about bongwater, the other side about the Pope.

You can judge the good kids from the bad kids.

 

[MrBrau1]

This thread is like sitting in between the good kids and the bad kids in the cafeteria. One side of the table is talking about bongwater, the other side about the Pope.

You can judge the good kids from the bad kids.

And now that you're older you realise the kids talking about the Pope were the REAL bad kids.

 

[MrBrau1]

mrbrau1, i think it's time i told you
that i think you're swell.

Muchas Gracias. Want some of my Big Gulp? It's Mountain Dew.

 

[beegee]

there's no bongwater in that mountain dew, i hope.