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Old 08-09-2005, 04:55 PM   #1
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IO: I gave my wife Vertigo

Took me almost 17 years..


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Explaining how to the ER doc was interesting.
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why were you in the er?
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Re: IO: I gave my wife Vertigo

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Took me almost 17 years..


Better late than never.
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why were you in the er?

See, now when we were done, it was somewhere around 2:00 AM, and she says to me, the room is spinning.....

And in my best Austin Powers voice I said "I know it baby!"

I figured it was a compliment....

Because six hours later the room was still spinning...she could not walk...so I brought her to the ER.

After beating around the bush (no pun intended) I finally got it through the Dr.'s head that my bride and I were engaged in an extra curricular activity....when we were finished she had Vertgo.


See?


The awkward part was when he asked if I had hit her......

My response......

"Well I slapped her ass a little but I am not sure that would give her vertigo."

























I did not say that... I was not quick enough.
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