IO# I can't start a lawnmower

[Achtung_Bebe]

My parents are out of town so it was up to me to cut the grass--I couldn't start the lawnmower so I had to have a construction worker start it up for me!! He made it look so easy!!

THEN, I was struggling tremendously to push the sucker, got blisters and all--1/3rd through the job I realized there's this automatic propel lever, it was so much easier after that

I just looked out the window... I missed a ton of spots. I'm ashamed of the lawn now.

 

[redkat]

 

[UberBeaver]

I've fought with those stupid pull cords myself. WHY DON'T THEY JUST INSTALL A SWITCH? Jesus.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i've never mowed a lawn

 

[Sicy]

Me neither

 

[love_u2_adam]

i can't ether.......maybe its because im scared that my hand will get riped off in a unordinary fashion

 

[Sicy]

I heard Doozer has mowed a lot of lawns...

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

 

[phanan]

I heard Doozer has mowed a lot of lawns...

 

[U2vertigofly]

do you all need lessons? my fee's are nonexistant and my hours are whenever i'm online.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Happy to say, I've never even touched one.

 

[MissMaCo]

I heard Doozer has mowed a lot of lawns...

 

[Mr. BAW]

I heard Doozer has mowed a lot of lawns...

I'm sure she'd be there if you needed your carpet munched, uhh...trimmed...

 

[Doozer61]

I heard Doozer has mowed a lot of lawns...

you betcha!!

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I knew that was coming.

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

I wonder if they have cliff notes for this...

 

[Achtung_Bebe]

the lawn needs an edger...but I'm feeling I've exhausted my lawn-care for the year.

 

[redkat]

am I the only one here that had to do the yardwork every weekend?!

 

[VertigoGal]

^did you have to do it with one of those stupid push mowers?!?

 

[redkat]

^
that looks like the one I have mine is bigger

special grass or some damn thing it needs a special mower

but growing up I had the one with power

 

[VertigoGal]

yeah that is not the actual one, ours is custom designed to clog as much and often as possible leading to intense frustration and an acute desire to stick your head under the blade.

i seem to recall a powered one back in my younger years of childhood, but no more. ahhhh the irony.

although every weekend is probably an exaggeration in my case.

 

[Doozer61]

Happy to say, I've never even touched one.

 

[Thora]

I can't start a lawnmower either. Never had to use one before.

 

[Lila64]

I used one of those push mowers once about 12 years ago. That's a lot of work, especially in my yard! What a workout. Since then, we have the gardner come twice a month

 

[daafish]

When I was a young lad I used to go around the neighborhood with my lawn mower and make some good money.

 

[Diemen]

I made a little money mowing lawns, too. Our backyard was a bitch to mow, though. We let it get out of hand one year and had to attack it with one of those chain bladed weed wackers just to get it down to a level where the mower could handle it.

 

[RavenBlue]

Mowing the lawn. Blech. Our backyard is full of mole holes.. so caution needs to be taken to make sure none of the moles get mowed.

 

[Numb1075]

I've mowed 2 times already this spring.

 

[RedRocksU2]

I heard Doozer has mowed a lot of lawns...

OMG!...I actually snorted and almost spit my drink on the computer monitor...

 

[Doozer61]

i try to mow at least once a week