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Old 03-09-2006, 03:03 AM   #1
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IO I can't find a bottle opener!!!

I want a Red Stripe now

How is it I can't find a single bottle opener in this hizous??

I've tried using a butter knife, didn't work.

I tried using my teeth, I think I now need to book a dentist appointment.

What is a girl to do in this situation?!?!

p.s. I'm a wee bit
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Old 03-09-2006, 03:56 AM   #2
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maybe find a small tool and try to pry the cap open a little bit at a time. OR....use something with grasp, like a piece of rubber and twist hard.

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OR....use something with grasp, like a piece of rubber and twist hard.

yes, safety first

blah, forget it, I put it back in the fridge. I've successfully ruined a perfectly good butter knife and snapped a perfectly good rubber
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Old 03-09-2006, 08:42 AM   #5
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Old 03-09-2006, 08:45 AM   #6
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Just use another bottle.
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:35 AM   #7
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I hadn't even remembered starting this thread last night

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Use DrTeeth
That's a silly idea

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Just use another bottle.
It was the last bottle remaining actually. Nice strategic thinking though
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you can use a counter top or any drawer and just place the cap on the edge and whack it downwards with your fist.

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Just smash the bottle on the floor and then use a straw
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you can use a counter top or any drawer and just place the cap on the edge and whack it downwards with your fist.

This works well. I've done it that way a few times.
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This works well. I've done it that way a few times.
I've ruined a few hotel rooms doing this in my day

I'm the Keith Moon of interference. LOL
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:32 PM   #14
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You could call the paramedics & see if they'd bring out the Jaws of Life for you. I mean, the last bottle of Red Stripe & no bottle opener? That IS an emergency.... to some folks.
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You could call the paramedics & see if they'd bring out the Jaws of Life for you. I mean, the last bottle of Red Stripe & no bottle opener? That IS an emergency.... to some folks.
Oh how true!
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you can use a counter top or any drawer and just place the cap on the edge and whack it downwards with your fist.

This does sound like a good idea I wonder if I could pull it off. I'm not always so smooth... I sometimes manage to plunge a cork rather than pop it.
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Don't you have a nut cracker??
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Don't you have a nut cracker??
oooo , I think I might!!

Well, I'm on campus now... when I get home I'll have to check 'n' see. If it works out, you've earned a Red Stripe.

wait n/m, there's only that one left.
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Mr. BAW's always ready for a Red Stripe; I'll bring a straw...
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