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Old 08-01-2005, 05:02 PM   #1
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Top Ten Reasons Why Crystal is a Loser:

10) At twenty seven still lives with mum.

9) Never had a boyfriend.

8) Friends always flake on her. Leaving her home on Saturday nights. Unless she begs and bribes them with money.

7) On Myspace only has 22 friends, most of which aren't really friends, just adds that don't even make comments on her.

6) Is unemployed and uneducated, received at least fifty rejection letters from prospective employers.

5) Has no skills. Can't play any musical instrument or do any sport.

4) Majority of email inbox is spam. 99.9% SPAM.

3) No one loves her, she hasn't heard one "I love you" in about 8 months and 2 days and 3 hours. And it was from a drunken family member the last time.

2) Sometimes gets a guy to ask for her number. But when he gets the number, he doesn't even call.

and the # 1 reason?

1) Loses at Solitaire.
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Old 08-01-2005, 05:46 PM   #2
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This is too sad for IO

But I empathize with you on the sports thing - I have NEGATIVE athletic coordination

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Old 08-01-2005, 06:05 PM   #3
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Who is this crystal person?
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:09 PM   #4
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Me.

I meant it as a joke, kinda, insulting yourself.
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:15 PM   #5
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oh, i get it
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:18 PM   #6
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Yeah I thought of it when my friend called me up depressed about her life and the decisions she was making so I made her feel better by telling her ten reasons why I'm a bigger loser.
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you shouldn't tear yourself down
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Old 08-01-2005, 06:58 PM   #8
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you're not a loser..

I'd list ten reasons why im a bigger loser but.. I'm not sure if that would help..

but i feel... some... of your pain
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:17 PM   #9
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:54 PM   #10
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Actually I really don't care about any of that. What really bothers me is my issues with my mother.
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Old 08-01-2005, 07:55 PM   #11
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Oh, THAT, and I don't have any numchuck skills.
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i could give a shitload of reasons on why im a loser but i'll end up taking up the whole thread.




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If I don't say anything negative about myself for 24 hours starting this afternoon, I win a prize. I bet I won't last two minutes.
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Did I even spell numchuck right....
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Old 08-02-2005, 01:40 AM   #18
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only 10?
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If I don't say anything negative about myself for 24 hours starting this afternoon, I win a prize. I bet I won't last two minutes.


WHAT'S the prize?
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Earrings and soup.
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